Run #2221

Welcome to Run #2221 Bent Nose from The Bunch of Grapes Hotel 

We started the circle by welcoming back a bundle of hashers: 

Toppy, Candida, Her Vag, Road Runner, Pebbles and Emma! 

We had two more Committee shirts arrive by snail mail this week and those were handed out to Ms Dickhead and Lois Lane. 

We then called upon the lovely Hash Screw, Num Num, to judge Bent Nose for his run.

She claimed that the run was boutique, much like Bent Nose but she wasn't sure if it was a Teflon Run or not... 

Non Stick- we stuck to the run that was set, 

Low water absorption - no rain but maybe a little Jew... Tommy half a bar claims it was a very little Jew! 

Chemical Inertness - No one was attacked, that we noticed. 

Heat Resistant - No comment noted...whoops 

Low Friction - No comment noted...whoops 

Hydrophobic - Did we repeal something?

6/6! Yipee!

Bent Nose came out to Seargent his crew of misfits. He said something about the AFL Grand Final and silence fell the circle. Who knows what happened after that! 

Next Weeks Run: Rowdy from 5 Ways! Day Light Savings starts!!! Run 2222, wear your tutus! 

Run #2220

Welcome to run #2220 Teflon from the Grapes! 

We started the circle this week by welcoming Road Runner, a new Road Runner, a different type of Road Runner! Road Runner from Brunei!!! He typically runs three hash runs a week and has over 2000 runs! When asked, he claims Max made him cum. Unsure if that was DnC (the sexy lady) or Max (the 18-year-old boy). Either way! Welcome to Sov Hash!!! 

Welcome back to Wee Problem, Max, Tahlia and Dan. 

Num Num came out to screw our lovely GM, we assume this run is a Teflon run, we let Nummy decide. 

Non-stick -  was slippery to start.

Water resistant - no rain!

Low friction - New Road Runner stuck to the run, leading the pack. 

Chemical inertness - we found where's Wally on the run and didn't touch him, no attacking Wally.

Heat resistant - Max got HOT on the run! 

Spencer Hocking stepped up to Sargent, the standard has dropped.

The hasher, formally known as Max, will forever be called Nair. 

Next weeks run: Bent Nose from BOG

Run #2219

 Welcome to run #2219 Lois Lane and Pauline from Home! 

We started the circle with new Committee Shirts!!!! Only for some, others are on their way. 

The circle welcomed back a gaggle of hashers, 

Spencer Hocking, Ms Dickhead, Furgy, Bent Nose, BP, Her Vag and FOP. 

We called upon the Birthday Babes and sang FOP (51) and Cinderella (20), a Hashy Birthday song. 

Num Num came out front to screw Lois and Pauline, all the same height, I suspect... she assessed the run against the properties of Teflon. 

Non-Stick - Cinderella said that no one stuck to the run,

Water-resistant - no rain, even when we wore the wet weather gear,

Heat-resistant - Fucking Freezing!!!

Chemical inertness - 'I forget what that means...' 

Hydrophobic - "I forget what that means too!!!" 

Low Friction - nobody fell 

2/6

We sang down down down, and then the GM took the floor to award a long-awaited trophy. SS wore his Shit House Run of the Year (2023) with pride! 

Our Sergeant came forward, but all his charges had been written on his other shirt.

Next week's run: 

Renob Footy Theme!