Run # 2109, 19 September 2022.
The Committee from North Gardens.
It’s time… for Dr Death’s run… oh wait…
Pusbucket welcomed all to the quasi equinox. He asked Spencer Hocking what the square root of the digit sum of 2109 was, to which Spence proudly let Hash know that he doesn’t do that anymore and Tommy Half a Bar asked “who’s done a root?” (You’re stupid)
The run was the footy themed run, so the focus moved to teams that slipped a bit. Juscum, DnC and Num came out the front for Carlton. (We are the Navy Blues)
Campaspe took the stand for the screw. She began by giving compliments to the RA for the nice weather, before giving bigger compliments to hare for a lack of slime in the beer. The map of the week seemed to resemble a semi erect penis with some bush. The run was deemed “well marked but had to do a few on backs, enjoyed the flat run”. (Shitty Trail)
Welcomes back to Her Vaj, who we all thought had died. The Collingwood supporters were also bought out the front. Carlton may have missed on the finals by 1 point, but Collingwood missed the big one by 1 point. (She’s a harriet)
Spencer started his charges and bought all the finals losers out the front. All the Dogs, Pies and Demons supporters. (No no no)
There was a visual gag, which kinda didn’t work. On a theme of numbers, the footy attendance was 77677, which led to discussion of Precious’ number being 219 on run 2109. He then got Her Vaj and Pusbucket out the front to drink off for the AFL premiership. (What a wank)
Significant runs are back and included Shafted with 747, Campaspe with 131, and Lois Lane on the penultimate palindrome, 999. Other significant runs included the runners in the future, with Dumb and Dumber and Tommy Half a Bar signing the book for next weeks run, as well as Fascinator allegedly completing 2023 runs as per the book. (Build a bonfire)
It was then noted that, with Her Vaj dying, Pusbucket was now King, which makes Mountie Queen. (God save the king)
Pauline then wasted time with a rugby charge aimed at Mrs D. Fascinator asked when was the last time the French won the Bledisloe? The Thursday prior. Pusbucket then explained that the “bar”flies had been discussing the Brownlow and Tommy had expressed that he found one of the men attractive, to which Normal responded “I’m gay and I think he’s ugly”. DnC then explained that she had been at the Nuts household and had tooted the horn with no response. She then called Nutcracker who stated she and Nut Bush Clitty Licker had walked halfway to the Den. (Give us an aye)
Fascinator then told one of his jokes. In a rare turn of events, this one could be seen as having been funny. Pusbucket asked Mountie why she was up upset. Mountie said that with the Queen dead, they now have a King. Pusbucket told her to cheer up, with the king you can do cooking, talking and fucking. Fascinator himself was charged. There are three people who should know their way around town, taxi drivers, ambos and real estate agents, yet he got the runners lost. (Mrs Murphy)
Mrs D was charged with a rebound because it’s not Fascinators job to sell paths. Precious was charged as well for making people run all the onbacks. (A soul)
Spencer Hocking was charged for abandoning numbers after he failed to notice that the equinox is on the 21/09, with the equinox run being run number 2109. (Finnish drinking song)
Pink Bits was charged for snorting, farting and burping in front of the King. The Queen Consort joined her out the front. Bent Nose was charged because, despite there being no training for Hash, Bent returned from a holiday miraculously able to run. Pusbucket joined his consort out the front with calls they be renamed King Puss and Queen Chlamydia. (U.G.L.Y)
Towards the end of the night, the age old adage “what’s better than beating Collingwood” saw Swans supporter Pusbucket and Pies support Nutcracker out the front. (They outta be publicly pissed on)
Big Dog then got a drink cause he hadn’t had one. DnC joined him because she had gone looking for his place of work around Lake Gardens. It was deemed quite appropriate that an old bitch would be sniffing around a Big Dog. King Puss and Lois came out the front with the cautionary tale that Lois has had many a shit significant run under many a GM, so the King has warning to get the big one right. Pauline was then charged, alongside Her Vaj, for his incredible return from the dead. (His one skin)
Next weeks run is in commemoration of King Charles, set from the Royal Mail. Spence says to preorder your meals prior to the run
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