Run # 2106, 29 August 2022.
Pusbucket from the Grapes Hotel
It’s time… for the safe security of Hash. No more long winded and excessively complicated runs in Creswick. Instead, we’re back to the safe security of the Grapes hotel.
The proceedings began with a visual gag that only somewhat didn’t work. The GM showed off a newspaper clipping singing the praises of the fabulous east.
Welcomes backs to Pauline, The Master Baiter, Quick Dick, Head Hunter and Penny Farthing. This joined by the celebration of Quick Dick’s 200th run. (Get a life)
Praise was sung to the RA, Nutcracker, who also managed to keep the torrential rain at bay for Hash. (B.I.M.B.O)
But the most important moment of the night came with Bad Hair Day’s induction into the illustrious guild of the Barflies. When asked of his experience, BHD stated he would probably barfly again. (No no no)
Tommy Half a Bar however, was chastised for missing the barflies yet again. He was joined by Boner who was another Welcomes Back absent during the first go through. (The crease of his pants)
The preamble was bought to a close by more talk from the Barflies. Spartacus had suggested that Rear Entry align his business model to suit his political beliefs and rename from Greene TV to Teal TV. Rear Entry suggested you put an S on the front and you’d be pretty on the money. (You’re stupid)
Nut Bush Clitty Licker was the stand in screw due to the unseasonal dry nature of the Campaspe. NBCL described the run as expanding in number and girth and going southward, before heading northward. The run was termed “well marked… as well marked as a seals face”. NBCL thought he saw a mirage at the end of the run and had been transported back to 1297, but it was just the LARPers. (Shitty trail)
And in the theme of safe security, Hash returned to the safe security of having a semblance of a committee. Quick Dick stood up as the Sergeant looking exceptionally like the Michelin man in his 200th run shirt over a puffer jacket. Mrs D was the first charge, having alluded to the trail going in one direction and then back again. She stated the trail felt reminiscent of Spartacus, aptly suggesting that Pusbucket may have had a “Spartacus lay”. (Finnish Drinking song)
Normal, Lois and Big Dog were called forward. Again, the LARPers were discussed with Mrs D stating that it was a way to get nerds out and active, to which an unknown hero responded “just like the walkers trail”. (What a wank)
Donuts was charged because Hash was just happy to see him again after his leave of absence. More charges from the run included Precious stopping mid-run to take a piss, Rowdy running with his hand on his dick mid-run, and Mountie stopping at a halt and asking Rowdy “where’s Rowdy”. (They outta be publicly pissed on)
Juscum was charged for standing on the Yarrowee bridge and asking where she was. She then saw White Flat and asked if it was Llanberris. Mountie then started to charge Pusbucket, stating she had set the entire run in Creswick and then she started to get calls and texts and… Pusbucket had left mid-charge which meant a rebound for Moutie. (Get back in the kitchen)
Hash heard about the Billy Goat’s trip to Darwin. Whilst on the plane he sat next to a Mormon. After being offered a beer, the Billy Goat said yes and offered a beer to the Mormon. The Mormon responded “I’d rather be raped by a hundred whores” to which the Bill responded “I didn’t know there was a choice”. Boner was also charged for showing up to the venue for dinner… without realising there was a Hash run on. Quick Dick then told Hash he has a “lengthy one”. This statement has yet to be corroborated. Quick Dick regaled a discussion from the run where Mountie yelled from a Halt “It’s a running club. Head Hunter corrected her that it was a “drinking club with a running problem”. DnC commented that only problem was “not enough drinks” to which Nummy stated, referring to the stragglers , “well here come the dregs, not the drinks”. (This is your down down song)
Pusbucket described reading the Courier and seeing the 50 Years ago section where it described BHD being kicked out of a dance studio. He was reportedly trying to do the fandango and was seen with one hand done a woman’s fan and the other done another woman’s dango. NBCL was charged when Hash noticed Nutcrackers fern leggings and surmised that NBCL had traced every fern with his tongue. (Why were they born so beautiful)
Pauline was charged from the Barflies. He had spoken to Tommy Half a Bar about his heart issues, to which Tommy replied that everyone knows Pauline doesn’t have a heart. The other Kiwis joined him as New Zealand are currently third on the rugby table. (Build a bonfire)
Next weeks run is Road Runner from the North Britain
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