Run # 2110, 26 September 2022.
Spencer Hocking from the Royal Mail
It’s time… for Lois Lanes 1000 run.
The proceedings were so highbrow that King Chaz 3 and Cammy even sent a letter. (She’s the meanest)
But the festivities weren’t done yet. Lois Lane was presented with her shirt and removed 2, but not all, of her layers to put it on. Pusbucket then tried to shake up and spray the champagne for the royalists. Sadly, he did not spray the champagne. Royalists Mountie, Num and Pennyfarthing joined Lois in a toast of champagne. (Get a life)
Lois then blew out the candles on her 1000 run cake before being presented with a 1000 run badge from Boner. Lois was joined out the front by new runner Jack and a welcomes back to Plucka. (We’ve got virgins)
The screw began with the iconic map of the week visual segment. This week the map allegedly looked like a boat. It was deemed well marked, until we lost trail. It was noted that Crowns were everywhere. We then went onto to Queen Street, followed by Spencer Street, then onto the corner of St James and Spencer Street. It was also noted that there were some difficulties at the drink stop, meaning Lois had to drink beer for the first time ever at the drink stop. In the closing sentiments, it was noted that all the streets in Sebastopol borrow their names from the fabulous east, giving a sense of familiarity. (Shitty trail)
Charges first went to Spencer Hocking for being in Sebas and not finding a single person capable of opening a boot. (No no no)
Pauline was then called out the front for a drink… and subsequently had his drink denied for time wasting. Quick Dick pointed out the rather apt and appropriate nature of Spencer Street, informing us that it was quite appropriate that we got on Spencer Street and then it just kept going on and on. Hash then heard of a hoon how honked at Pink Bits. QD have him a talking to and the driver explained that he was merely celebrating as this was the first time he had seen someone run in Sebas at night without holding a television. (The wiggle of her ass)
Rowdy and the Master Baiter got late welcomes back, before it was pointed out that Spencer Hocking was only allowed to set this run on school holidays as we went past the catholic school. Pusbucket also joined the welcomes back, as no one has seen the Swans for weeks. (They outta be)
Significant runs from the night included Head Hunters palindromic 202, Lois Lanes 1000, which was the digit sum of Jack’s 1. And most importantly, Spencer Hockings 1308 was the exact number of client houses I ran past doing a run in Sebas. (A soul)
*It was noted that we should now be singing for country and for king
Precious was charged out the front for being cashed up after stopping in the toilet stall on the way. A nomination was also made for the Pot calling the Kettle Black, with Spartacus commenting there’s nowhere to run from the Royal Mail, a bold proclamation considering his runs go up and then back down the one street. Hashy Birthdays were also called for Criss Cross and Head Hunter, with QD being heard to ask “when’s your birthday?” (Give us an aye)
Rowdy and Num were then charged for running through the Coles carpark and having the Hash police inform them that the were running the “Wrong” way. Lois remarked about how impressed she was that a sign in the venue had read “order this way” and “runner group” this way, commenting that Spencer had gone above and beyond to convince them it was a “runner group”. Jack was charged again simply for being their and proving that Immaculate Conception has friends. (Finnish Drinking song)
SS then charged Normal for giving an eerily detailed description of the bus crash earlier in the week. Num, Mountie, Dumb and Dumber, QD, Criss Cross and Pusbucket joined them. Hash heard about them attending an A Lister birthday party, where someone super spread COVID. (U.G.L.Y)
Pauline charged Lois because he saw her blow out the candles and had never seen her blow like that, only to have a rebound that he’d never seen her blow from that angle. (20 toes)
Next week/tomorrow’s run is Rowdy out at 5 Ways for daylight saving. He has stated “it’s gonna be warm”
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