Run#2237 (13 January)

 Welcome to Run #2237 Normal and MasterBait from Alexandra Grand Stand 

I was away this week and Nair lovely scribed for me, he said thus... 

For any complaints, please contact Pink Bits 

Welcome back bent nose, master baiter, rowdy, donuts, spencer, puss bucket, normal, black pussy and someone else I forgot

Speaking of disgraces spencer and sparrowfart. T-shirt swappage. Vanessa is leaving forever and so 1500 run hat 

Campaspe’s first threesome. Mostly flat my ass, shitty traillll 6/6

Mrs dickhead had one job and that was to synchronise some shit down down down

Bent nose cums in 1 minute

Before the run

Bp made bent nose a fucking smurf

I flirted with rowdy’s old lady

Headhunter brought an egg carton

Mrs dickhead hashes alone

I closed the bar early and i.c is a sexual deviant

During the run

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After the run

Cinderella injured themself kneeling down

Everyone’s injured

Cinderella was a good child 

Someone is severely attracted to road runner

Yuri made a pizza joke

Bent nose is a mysognist

Next Week's Run: Dim Wit from Unwin Winery 

On on Pink Bits 

Run #2236 (6 January)

Welcome to Run #2236 Her Vag From Home 

I was away this week so the notes for this blog were lovingly taken by Cinderella, all mistakes are to be blamed on that Dickhead! 

The circle started by welcoming back Wee Problem, Fang, Chris, Riley, Dickon, and Natasha. A second round of welcome back was then sung to Dim Wit, Squizzy, Bent Nose, Spencer Hocking, Shafted, Her Vag and FOP (I assume these were back but not welcomed)

Natasha the Virgin was called upon and shamed. Then Vanessa was pulled into the circle as she was moving away to remote NT for a year on a Missanry job, in the missanary position..? Something was said about her loving the early mornings and the classic song about doing dumb things. Our Religious Advisor, SS, then came forward and she became very worried.

The hasher once known as Vanessa will forever be known as Sparrow Fart! 

We also had significant runs to celebrate this week. Teflon 400 runs!!! 

Her Vag was then screwed (such a beautiful image that brings it to the mind's eye)

Low Absorption - might not be markings but didn't wash away (what does Cinderella mean here?! Who to say) 

Hydo/HomoPhobic - No Rain!! 

Chemical Inertness - Squizzy was attacked by a hole (WTF?!)

Stick and Low Friction - Squizzy were both these things.

Quick Dick was skipping because he was so young and spritely, Nair was playing on all the playgrounds, and BP and Nummy weren't lost but left behind. 

Marked down points because the trail was crossed but still somehow 6/6! 

The Seargent was then called upon to make funny jokes but Dim Wit bet him to it. SS was thanked for blessing the rains and extinguishing the fires. 

Black Pussy was charged as he is fucking off to Canberra (EW!) but he claims he will be back. 

Cinderella noted every word that was spoken in the circle but none of it made sense after here, so let's just say... 

Next Week's Run: Normal and Masterbait from the Alexander Band Stand

On On Pink Bits 

Run #2235 (30 December)

 Welcome to Run #2235, Vanessa from The Royal Mail Hotel 

We started the circle by welcoming back Fluid Movement and Pink BITCH, Head Hunter (who was too busy for us and was at the bar) and the Virgin Liv. 

Num Num stepped up to screw Virgin Hre Vanessa. Nummy pointed out that we had lots of heat-flushed faces, sweat all over our bits and pieces, and very low friction (as she is a virgin). Cinderella had drawn blood and was repelling water. Well set trail 6/6! 

As we had a very small turnout out the lovely Teflon stepped up to Sargent and made many, many funny jokes.

Next Weeks Run: Her Vag from Home (18 Sligo Street) 

On On Pink Bits 

Run #2234 (23 December) The Cristmas Run!

 Welcome to Run #2234 The Christmas Run 

This Blog will be completely hypothetical as this is my annual Christmas Black Out Run. 

I recall starting at Robbin Hood Hotel and ordering meals in festive cozzies. Lots of Red and Green, not enough pink for me! 

The Good Doctor Rowdy handed out songbooks and we charoled our hearts out before heading off on 'trail' which we all knew would lead us to Skin Ski and Surf for the first of many drink stops. 

Here I took photos as one job was obviously too easy for me to handle... We drank, giggled and cheered our way up the hill to the Munster arms where Daddy Pink Bits showed up for a beer. 

It then goes dark, no memories here after... 

Ballarat Leagues Club? 

A Carpark? 

Lots of sing-songs and drinkies!

I remember leaving The Robbin Hood in the dark (thanks to Ding Dong's Taxi service) and continuing to party with the Dickheads and co. 

I'm sure it was a Teflon run, 6/6, I'm sure it was SHITTY. 

Next Week's Run: Vanessa from the Royal Mail Hotel. 

On On Pink Bits  

Run #2233 (16 December 2024)

 Welcome to Run #2233, Deep Heat from Home, Buninyong

The Sovereign Hash runners were light on this week as last week's run was the biggest super spreader event in decades. And I don't mean spreading of legs this time! Carpet Burns snogged half of the hash and gave us all COVID-19 :( 

This week, we had: 

Precious as stand-in GM. 

Cinderella as stand in Grog Master. 

Pink Bits as stand in Choir Master. 

Spencer Hocking as stand-in Sargent. 

Team Dickhead as stand in Keeper of the Book and stand in Hash Cash. 

Nair as stand-in Hash Screw. 

Thank god Corio Bay showed up to fill the run-out. 

Stand in GM started the circle by asking any Corio Bay Runners to stand into their positions if possible, and their GM was more than happy to help! 

Precious stated that the usual protocol suggests that we invite all visitors out the fount, but due to our low numbers he proposed that we, the Sovereign Hash, are actually the visitors and deserve a drink for showing up. 

We were at a bit of an inpass as we didn't have a screw for the night, but we didn't have the hare either. The least hairy man of them all, Nair was elected as our stand-in screw. 

Nair claims this run was short, hot, and sticky. 

6/6 

Stand-in GM Precious then announces that our stand-in sergeant will be very funny, which is a bit of a change of pace for us. 

Spencer couldn't forget the palindromic run numbers and charged Juz Cum for her number as well as the Sov Hash run number. 

Spencer then noticed the Virgin runner in the circle, Molly, he asked her a few questions, and we all heard how Pink Bits made her cum... It'll happen again, I promise. 

Next Week's Run: Christmas Run from Robin Hood Hotel! 

ON ON 

Run #2232 (9 Dec 2024)

Welcome to Run #2232 Renob/Boner from the Grapes on Grant 

We started the circle with some Hash Merch! Deep Heat and Fang both got shirts and charges, although I forget the number they were at. They were big numbers, I am sure! 

We then charged Dumb and Dumber for not getting the book signed before the circle, We don't invite people while GM is talking!!! You had one job, Dumb!!! But in the same vein, Renob also only had one job, to set a good run...  

Welcome backs went out to Doodle Nuts, Dicso and Squizzy. 

Num Num screwed Renob... an image I won't get out of my head for years. 

Who fell over? Squizzy! 

Was it hot? We got heated when no drink stop was found! 

Chemical Intert? What the fuck is that again?

Friction? Cinderella got stuck in some burs...

Is a boner harder than Teflon...? EWWWW 

Not much trail, when at checks the trail was only a step away, a lost nappy on the ground, was that yours Renob..?

4/6 (two turds, according to Shafted) 

We drank to celebrate 50 years of Wagga Wagga Hash! We drank to celebrate Mounties birthday (does anyone know her age..?)

Next Week's Run: Deep Heat from Home 
ON ON 

 

Run #2231 (2 Dec 2024)

 Welcome to Run #2231 BP from La Gerche Walking Track, Creswick 

The circle started off with everyone putting their big sticks down, much to the dismay of Jack and Immaculate Conception :( 

Teflon also wanted to shout out the perfect run conditions thanks to our Religious Advisor, SS. 

No one is welcome, so straight to the screw, Num Num said; Non-stick? No lots of sticks! Friction? No, lots of sparks while rubbing their sticks! Heat Resistant? All Hot, All WET. Water Resistant? Lots of water running off Nummy... Hard Roots, Hard HARD HARD 

6/6 

We then welcomed back some hashers, BP, Dim Wit, Road Runner (also known as BP 'Black Pussy'), Spencer Hocking and Nair. 

Bent Nose took his time to be funny this week, his bae in the audience may have caused this false start... 

Next Weeks Run: Renob from the Grapes, I assume... 

ON ON 

Run #2230 (25 Nov 2024)

 Welcome to run #2230 Head Hunter and Quick Dick From home (the shed) 

GM started off the circle by acknowledging that this is the biggest circle he has seen in a while. 
We welcomed Brooke, a virgin runner who was made to cum by Shafted. It's all his fault! 

Welcome back to Bitch Face, Exit, Road Runner, Dan, Tahlia, and Rear Entry. 

The Circle wished Num Num a very Hashy Birthday. She showed us all her balls (she had like seven in her pants). 

Num Num stayed out to screw Head Hunter and Quick Dick. Does this crotch have the properties of Teflon? Was it flat? NO. Was the run dry? I don't think so! Apparently, we would see a bit of shiggy... But Nummy did notice that someone took a piss on the run! Finally, Head Hunter told us that the run would be dangerous... Hell, yes, it was ;) 

6/6 

GM told Bent Nose to wait, which Bent was happy about because he had "fuck all to say". 

The Hasher, formally known as Daniel, will forever be known as Pizzle.  

Next week's Run: BP from La Gerche's Walking Track, Creswick

ON ON  

Run #2229 - Mitiamo (23 Nov 2024)

 Welcome to Run #2229 NutBushClittyLicker from Terrick Terrick National Park, Mitiamo 

GM started by thanking the Mitty locals for providing such a lovely weekend. 

We decided not to have a long circle due to the heat. Num Num stepped up to screw NutBushClittyLicker. 

Someone proposed it was "probably 6/6", and we all agreed. Fucking HOT, salty water only, very moist with sweat, non-stick except for Immaculate Conception and Pink Bits, who would have stuck together all night long (I promise the dog was spooning me more than IC was!), and lots of little native animals spotted. I'm sure she said 6/6! 

The GM called upon 2 stand-in Sargents who are "much funnier and much more attractive", according to Tefon!! (take that Bent Nose!) 

We then welcomed back Bitch Face, Chandelier, and Minico. 

New shoes all around! 

Fuck it was HOT! 

Next Weeks Run: Head Hunter and Quick Dick from Home (the shed) 

ON ON 

Run #2228 (18 Nov 2024)

 Welcome to Run #2228 Donuts From State Forest Road Ross Creek, On after at Home 

We started by acknowledging the milestone run of the circle, 900 runs for Fang. And his shirt was perpared two whole years ago, but only delivered yesterday by Hass... 

Cinderella stepped up to screw Donuts (was asked on the spot). They admitted that they were unsure what the properties of Teflon are, but as Cinderella didn't fall over, it was called the 'best run ever'!!! 

6/6 

Next Weeks Run: Head Hunter and Quick Dick from Home (the shed) 

But before then MITTY! 

ON ON 

Run #2227 (11 Nov 2024)

 Welcome to Run #2227 Dumb and Dumber and Num Num from Home

We started the circle by welcoming back some hashers, Renob, Jess, Tommy, Squizzy, Immaculate Conception and Deep Heat. 

Nummy stepped up to screw herself...? Never fear Dumb and Dumber can lend a hand ;) 

According to Nummy: we set the run therefore, it was perfect and had all the properties of a slippery Teflon trail, we thought about him while doing it... we were NONSTICK while setting the run, no HEAT at all! Ms D says no CHEMICALS were attacked and not a single sloppy WET patch was left! 6/6!!!

The entertainment came all the way from Apollo Bay, "send him back" they cried.

Next Weeks Run: Donuts from State Forest Road Ross Creek 

ON ON 

Run #2226 (4 Nov 2024)

 Welcome to run #2226, Shafted from Home - Melbourne Cup Run! 

We started the circle by welcoming the new and old, Wayne, Nicole, Fassinator, SS, Lois Lane, Vanessa, Jack and Téa. 

The GM then noticed a very special guest was among us! Campaspee had disappeared, and a horse arrived in her place to screw the run! The horse spoke this: we went through a paddock, we went up, we went down, we went around a hill, there was not much running... We may have had one tumble *gesture to Cinderella*. It was not nonstick, had and no rain, was both homophobic and hydrophobic. It was SHITTY! 6/6!!! 

Bent Nose came out and made many jokes were made about horses, likening us all to horses, fucking horses, how horses fuck and so on... 

We then had a naming, the hasher, formally known as Emma, will forever be known as DirtBag! 

Next Weeks Run: Dumb and Dumber and Num Num from Home 

ON ON