Run # 2103, 8 August 2022.
Normal from The Grapes Hotel.
It is time… for the Normal to mark a run because Plucka wasn’t going to be able to make it… Welcomes back to Plucka, Pink Bits, Rear Entry and Shafted (Get a life).
Pusbucket welcomed himself back to Hash after taking a “feasibility study” to Darwin to assess the feasibility of transferring Hash up north. Unfortunately, the study was inconclusive, so another study will be taking place in Port Douglas next week.
Since the Campaspe seems to have dried up, Mountie took the stage with no MOOT after being given 5 minutes notice for her screw. Mountie announced that the run was not “rather flat” as Normal had stated, before launching into the peak of comedy… jokes at the expense of peoples lasts names.
- “How do 5 gay men walk? In One Direction”
- “What do gay men use after they a 69? Mouth wash”
- What do you call an annoying gay man? A pain in the ass”
To close out the screw, it was announced that “everyone” liked that run. (Shitty trail)
Normal then announced that Rowdy had paid for the drink stop, too which he was reminded “not yet”. The GM then bought Normal out the front for more of the peak of comedy… jokes at the expense of peoples last names. “What do you never say at a gay bar? Can I push in your stool?”. It was then noted that Tommy Half a Bar seemed to have given up on the Demons as he had announced he didn’t go to the football and had booked a snow trip during finals season. Hash then took a moment to appreciate Tommy’s new suit and tie look, obviously an indicator of the cast of the next season of Farmer Wants a Wife. (B.I.M.B.O)
Normal then told the circle of how he had been in the bush walking with Plucka and she had asked if he “wanted a hand” … sadly she was referring to setting the run and offered to drive the drinkstop. Normal then stated that he was not that desperate, to which it was insinuated that if one were to look up desperate in the dictionary, they would find a picture of Normal. (No no no)
NBCL then attempted to charge the GM for asking who wasn’t here last week when he was absent, but this was rebounded due to the recent veto stating: You must miss 2 weeks to get a welcome back *welcome back being the name, not a necessary indicator that one’s return was welcome. Dr Death then made a joke a year after he stopped being sergeant. Unlike his time as sergeant, this joke was unanimously declared funny. Normal was then given a congratulatory charge for his first time ever making everyone cum together. The circle then heard of the controversy that occurred during the barflies eventful evening. Pusbucket arrived and found a newspaper on a seat. He obviously moved the newspaper to sit down, only for Shafted to protest that the newspaper was saving his seat, to which Pusbucket informed him “It’s bums that keep seats lad, not newspapers”. (This is your down down song)
Normal was then given the Australian Bureau of Statistics charge. Statistically, if someone walks up and down a set of stairs 100 times, you’d reckon they gotta fall and die. Normal promptly walked down a flight of stairs to accept his charge. Mrs D then made a charge for the Millennial’s. She descried the new term quiet quitting, which sounded an awful lot like a Buzzfeed article that was not properly cited. (Dumbass)
Lois Lane was then charged for wearing her yellow beanie and trying to blend in with the plants by pretending to be a sunflower. The Hassle’s were then bought out the front to take a charge for the recently departed Judith Durham. (Down Down Down)
Bad Hair Day then charged the scribe for tapping away during the circle. I’d like to use my current platform to say “fuck you Bad Hair Day. Read this scribe”. The horse racers were then charged after the GM saw a big winner at the Darwin Cup. And with Dr Death out front, if one doctor drinks. (One Skin).
Next weeks run is Rear Entry at the Bowls Club opposite the Eastern Oval.
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