Run # 2102, 1 August 2022.
Big Dog from Cycle City.
It’s time… for a fill in… everybody? Short of a Sergeant, Screw and Grand Master, and with the scribe inexplicably missing for 4 weeks, Rowdy stepped up and assumed the role of GM, before assigning everyone defacto roles. Rowdy invited everyone to run number 2102 and informed us that in binary, it just doesn’t exist. Rowdy congratulate a few happy numbers, with BP on 1269 and Bent Nose joining her on 1450. (Get a life)
Tommy Half a Bar was called forward and asked for a geometric pattern. Being the resident maths genius for hash, Tommy was stumped. Rowdy then gave the example of 248, which was conveniently the same number of runs as Nutcracker had done. (You’re stupid). Whilst she was out the front, the RA was again charged for the very apparent rain that plagued the first half of the ru. (No no no)
Lois Lane then reminded the circle of the welcomes backs, before nominating herself as being a welcome back. Tommy Half a Bar joined her to ensure that she didn’t drink alone. (Self praise is no praise)
The Nut Bush Clitty Licker stood in as the screw, this time with more than 5 minutes to prepare. NBCL regaled hash that the seas were angry and they had not been this rough since the SS Miniamo. Amidst this rain, 4 brave souls trotted down the Vale, passing the BADAC, and the Non-BADAC, and a series of hills. Whilst climbing these various hills, it occurred to NBCL that us bipeds only have a single gear, and this run appeared to be set by a wheeled individual with multiple gears. NBCL informed the circle of the runners hitting the On-On back and reading the land to find themselves back on trail. It was later learnt that this ruined Big Dog’s perfectly set out run that formed a large BD. NBCL applauded the marking, stating he hadn’t seen lines that straight since Tommy ironed his jeans. The run was termed a “pretty pleasant” run in the end. (Shitty Trail).
Charges began with the stand in Sergeant, Bent Nose, calling out the NBCL. Whilst there are well known charges for not wearing hash gear, it was asked what the charge was for wearing someone else’s gear, with NBCLs jumper reading Nutcracker. Nutcracker added that they had been at the football on the weekend and NBCL had asked about the button up fly on his pants, only for Nutcracker to tell him that he was wearing the wrong pants. (U.G.L.Y)
Tommy Half a Bar then took the stage because he had a “very funny joke”. It was decided to let Tommy take the floor as there were concerns he wouldn’t be able to hold a thought for that long. Luckily for Hash, Tommy held the thought so long that he told the same joke from Meredith. (You’re stupid).
The next charge was for GILF who arrived early at the bike shop for the discount for hash people. Bent decided that GILF couldn’t drink alone and called on Half a Brain (to which Lois asked who’s that). Tommy was charged because, after 1283 runs, when he was told that everyone was leaving the venue, Tommy asked “where am I meant to go now” … blissfully ignorant of the run that was occurring. (You’re stupid).
Big Dog was then congratulated by hash. The week prior, he had been told it was his run and after some discussion with the GM he was heard to say “if you don’t like my style, you can take your committee and fuck off”. (Mrs Murphy)
Then, as a hash memoriam to Archie Roach, every Hasher over 66 was bought out the front to represent the stayers. Tommy asked who Archie was, to which someone politely informed him it was Cockroaches brother. (Down Down Down)
Precious was then charged for looking like a drowned water rat, the rakali, or the Iraqi if you are speaking in the first person. Big Dog was charged for his experimental on back marking with an OB and NBCL was charged for running when it was raining and then deciding to come home when it had stopped. BP rounded out the current lot when it was decided that the bolt on her neck resembled that of Frankenstein. (Get back to the kitchen)
Nutcracker and NBCL were bought out the front as they had fallen behind the pack on the run, right as the rain got the heaviest. All of a sudden the RA’s rain issue made a lot of sense, as anyone would be their wettest when they’re constantly with NBCL. And to end on a wholesome charge, Big Dog was congratulated for bringing together a very loud and fun group with his limited 15 people. (20 toes)
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