RUN #2043, 12 JULY 2021– HARE: LOIS LANE
Location – Ballymannus Central Park & Top Eureka
About 20 brave (or stupid) Ballarat Hashers gathered at the Ballymanus Central Park in appalling conditions for run 2043. It was very cold and raining quite heavily, so the trail was significantly abbreviated. The two drink stops became one and we went straight to the well stocked drink stop where mulled wine, beers, lollies, chips and cocktail onion hors d’oeuvres kept everyone happy.
Down Downs started with the welcomes back where Normal and Nummy were charged. Mountie then shagged the run without her Moot and gave the following scores, Venue 10 (we were surrounded by Irish street names with typical Irish weather), Terrain 2 (no hills and very short trail), Marking 15 (Lois marked trail in the dark the previous night to maximize trail visibility, but unfortunately trail was washed out), Drink Stop 15, Groovy Factor 15, giving a total of 57 out of 100. 
Shitty Trail
Shitty Trail Charges from before the run went to Normal, Mastabait, SS, Pus Bucket and Mountie. Pus Bucket’s Dad was seen in the newspaper during the week, he’d been photographed laying the first brick for the Ballarat Civic Hall. Lois then received a charge for her well set but washed-out trail and Shafted was charged for his Pavarotti impersonation. Mrs Murphy
Mrs Murphy Charges from the run went to Precious who was charged for something about the Irish nature of the run but without exploding letterboxes and Juz Cum was charged for missing Pus Buckets earlier charge. Pus Bucket was then charged for getting lost, which is quite an achievement when he was a bar fly. Your One Skin
Your One SkinNormal was then charged for returning to Vic and claiming that the covid test that he had to have tickled. No No No Mrs Dickhead was then charged as RA for the shitty weather and Pauline and Precious were charged for Hashy Birthdays. Hashy Birthday
No No No Mrs Dickhead was then charged as RA for the shitty weather and Pauline and Precious were charged for Hashy Birthdays. Hashy BirthdayDonuts was then charged for the arrival of a new Grandchild and Lois Lane was charged for finding her fluoro vest that was looking a little tight over her many layers of clothing. You’re Ugly Precious was then charged for leaving a tube of lube under the spare bed at Lois’s. Give us an A Normal then received another charge for holidaying with Drambuie but not bringing him along to hash. Rowdy then received a charge and if one Dr drinks, all Dr’s drink, so he was joined by Campaspe. He Ought to Be
You’re Ugly Precious was then charged for leaving a tube of lube under the spare bed at Lois’s. Give us an A Normal then received another charge for holidaying with Drambuie but not bringing him along to hash. Rowdy then received a charge and if one Dr drinks, all Dr’s drink, so he was joined by Campaspe. He Ought to Be We then finished up with Shagging charges, for those who are quiet and never get charges. These were given to Penny Farthing, BP, NBCL, Plucka and Gilf. Nummy then received the final charge of the night for her association with the Barty Party. 20 Toes
20 Toes Next Week’s Run – Monday 19 July 2021, Hare: Road Runner – Location: North Britain (However, with the new covid lockdown restrictions just announced, we will be back to zoom hash 
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