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BH3 RUN 2023 – 27.02.2021 – BIG DOG’S RUN FROM CODES FOREST RD

A hash 36 gathered for the annual Big Dog run in the Glen Park bushland and welcomed two new runners, Lee and Chug (Chuck). The run and walk followed an imaginative trail, with orange arrows, painted rocks arranged to form arrows and bits of timber nailed to trees all marking the way. This was until the half-way point when the trail just vanished, causing great confusion and the splintering of both the running and walking groups. At the drinks stop runners and walkers arrived from all directions, with each small group finding their own way home. Poor Chug, who was one of the first runners to arrive, had thought he’d lost Lee forever, as she was the last to arrive and came in from the opposite direction.

Back at the circle Donuts formally welcomed Chug and Lee and asked the most important of questions; “Who made you both cum?” (Campaspee)  Get a life 

Welcome backs for Big Dog and Bait  What a wank 

Spencer, who still had a bruised ego from last week, then announced SniffyCunt runs: Rowdy 1264 (digit sum= root 169), Teflon (232), Nutsy 171, GILF 343, Pebbles 585 (all palindromes) and Plucka 300!  There’s a game 

Bent Nose then screwed the Big Dog: “It started well with lots of orange trail… except when there wasn’t! The phrase “I must have missed a spot” was an understatement. Last year this run was a nominee for the Shit Hot Run of the Year award, my how the mighty have fallen.” Score = 594 Hz “The frequency of orange light”  Shitty trail 

Spencer was then stand-in Sergeant and charges included:

Big Dog and Mrs D – Mrs D rolled her ankle on the run

Mountie and Pus Bucket – They celebrated 25 years of wedlock by attending separate events. Pus Bucket did, however, win a $50 meal voucher for the Red Lion, so he had an anniversary gift for Mountie

Pus Bucket then charged Mountie –She was standing naked in front of the mirror and complained that she was looking old, her hair was grey, her face wrinkled, her tits and arse all sagging. Pus Bucket said, “Cheer up, it’s not all bad. It appears that your eyesight still works fine”  Mrs Murphy 

Shafted and Dr Death – Their horse ran second in the Birregurra Cup (100:1)

Mrs D charged Shafted – It’s the first time he’s cum second in a staying event (one geologist drinks – all geologists drink)  they ought to be publicly pissed on 

Big Dog received multiple charges:

DnC got attacked by 8 dogs whilst on trail.

Precious wanted to know if “Orange Trail” actually meant “Orange you glad that I set the first half of trail”

Teflon wanted to know if “trail is set in Orange” meant that the missing trail was in Orange NSW.

So he didn’t drink alone, Rowdy charged Bent Nose as there was a mistake in the Screw; is 594nm is the wavelength of orange light (not 594Hz / frequency)  He’s the meanest 

We then realised that there were too many down down beers poured, so everyone got a charge.

NEXT WEEK’S RUN: CRIS CROS, 14 PLATYPUS DVE, MT CLEAR. PARK OUT THE BACK BY THE OVAL AND BRING A PICNIC CHAIR.

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