24 - 9 -'18     Run 1898    Library Carpark

GLIDER's "envelope clue" history run with the Hash 35+.
6 packs were being spread around to pay out the football bets
as QUICKDICK, then BENTNOSE & finally FASCINATOR got
some reverence. PLUCKA joined the 200 Club & was awarded
her little Pink Plucka Duck.
The 20 or so Super Athletes headed off into the arctic wind
looking for the first clue "A". DIMWIT peered at the first circle
of arrows (that wasn't a clue), & said, (not having a clue),
"that doesn't look like an A". Eventually we came across "A",
that told us "B" was the block of flats at 418 Drummond, on 
the site that was the home of EXIT's Great Grandfather 
'Charles Reeves Rick', who's buried at the old cemetry, where 
Check "C" was, at the gates. On down MacArthur & Doveton 
to the Drink-stop & Down Downs at DUMBER's "Car-over 
Sheltered Workshop". The Bar Flys were busy watching the
WAGs, & missed the down downs, with only 1 making the
On After.
Welcome to new runner Damian (PIMP's bro-in-law), who
answered the question "who made you cum?" - PIMP. 
SHAFFY worked out that "Damian roots the Sister of the
Sister who roots PIMP", then SPENCE thought that "if they
cut out the girls, they could root each other".
Welcomes back for EXIT, NUTCRACKER, BP, PAULINE, 
CHRIS CROS, PRECIOUS & SQUIZZY. 
                  (Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ....... ).
GILF was out of sight, out of mind & had a welcome back
drink with FASCINATOR.
                   (Oh, the wiggle of her arse ................).
Best Hash Screw MOUNTIE was next, & said that GLIDER
had to answer the 'huge black mark' of no TV on Brownlow
Night, the A.B.C.'s weren't reliable, someone spat on one of 
the marks to stick down an envelope, one clue was read too 
early, & we didn't get to see where G. G. Pop is buried.
Of course 'A' for ancestor, 'B' - block of flats, 'C' - cemetry, 
& 'D' - DUMBER's drink-stop were all clues themselves.
GLIDER got his 2 Drive mags & then the limerick, "the long
distance lover, only comes once a week from Axedale".
SS, PIMP, DIMWIT & HER FANNY finally had their spots 
marked on the Leader Board (BITCHFACE only had 1 job !!!).
                                  (Shitty trail ......... ).
SHAFTED announced PLUCKA's 200 ( a 2 & a pair of titties).
When SHAFFY asked PEBBLES for ideas for PLUCKA's 200,
he answered "Ahhh", so she was presented with the 
silver R, that pulled apart to make 2 R's.
                                 (Get a life ...........).
GLIDER 737, PIMP 30 & QUICKDICK 64 - the Wedding 
Anniversary present .......... followed by a very tentative,
                     (Give us an A .....) from NUTCRACKER.
HEAD HUNTER's Birthday, GILF's last Tuesday, & EXIT's on 
the 29th.
                          (Hashy Birthday fuck you .......... ).
DONUTS had a drink as stand-in Grogmaster while
NUTCRACKER was away - he served warm beer & didn't
wear her 'classy' new glasses.
                                  (You'e stupid .......... ).
BENTNOSE gave GLIDER a drink for his "no sense of smell",
standing next to SQUIZZY's farts, then ROWDY & PEBBLES
drank up for their Collingwood gear.
                           (Fuck off ya cunts ............. ).
DIMWIT's '2' zingers - Blind circumciser got the sack, &  
Rich circumciser got all the tips - boom boom !!
DONUTS charged GLIDER for saying that he couldn't find
a Volvo (who said vulva??) in the Drive mag, & then came the
gag about "your hand down the black fellers shorts - you 
feel a bigger prick driving a Volvo". It took GLIDER half the
night to make it out the front, so Damian took his drink.
                       (A soldier, a cunt, a country .......... ).
A bit of argy-bargy from SQUIZZY to DIMWIT about DIMWIT
drinking out of SQUIZZY's new shoes, then PIMP for 
sending the Collingwood theme song to DUMBER.
                       (They're the meanest .................. ).
MOUNTIE charged MRS D for the Strawberry Cruise - hope
there's no needles, then DONUTS to DUMB & NUM for the
'Cavity Protect Frame' hanging on the workshop wall 
for NUM.
PIMP charged GLIDER (Damian drank again), for declining
a grog as we passed the Adult Shop, then MRS D to 
HEADHUNTER & QUICKDICK for the flat chested award.
                        (A soldier, a cunt, a country ............ ).
HER VAG gave MOUNTIE a drink, seeing as PUSBUCKET
had been sighted strolling along with the yoga mat tucked
under his arm - obviously to appease the Bride.
On After at Top Eureka, & SILIC (the only bar fly) missed the
long table & had to settle for cleaning up the scraps at the 
table for 6. 

Next week's run - 1899 - Hare Richie. On on Midlands Golf.