1 - 10 - '18      Run 1899     Midlands Golf

The Virgin Hare "Richie Run" who doesn't !! Supposed to be
On After at Eureka Pizza, but in the confusion, the Food Van
turned up after all, & talking of confusion, CHRIS CROS was
Stand-in Choirmaster.
Richie said about a 4.2k run from the Canon out front, & a bit 
like Bathurst, reasonably flat with a bit of a hill, & a Drink-stop.
12 Super Athletes took to the streets around Midlands, a bit 
reminiscent of some previous ROWDY runs, & made a few
impromptu halts to keep the throng together. The well stocked
Carlton Drink-stop was in the garage of the Hare - minus the
HO - presumably tucked well away amid the Security.
At the Circle, welcomes back were for MASTABAIT & PAULINE.
                            (Give us an A ........... ).
PUSBUCKET interjected the formalities, saying that he's been 
known to frequent various hotels on various days (who knew?)
with the Hare. One of the barmaids asked "Where's Big Dog?"
& the rest is history.
Religious Adviser D&C had the Hare 'adopt the position', & 
then went thru' her chant (prompted by the screen on her 
phone), & gave an extra little tweak towards his nethers at the 
same time ................... arise BIG DOG. 
Straight away the Stand-in Choirmaster launched into "Shitty
Trail", to the combined uproar & BENTNOSE's insistence,
"You only had one job CHRIS CROS". 
BIG DOG & CHRIS CROS had a drink together.
Best Hash Screw MOUNTIE was next, & talked about the
"V8 Hero - not", & presented the Drive Mag. She said that we'd
gained another boring prick, as NUTCRACKER claimed that 
the run was "as boring as batshit". We passed Easy St, 
Slutty Rd (Slatey), Bogan Rd (Bogong), & now the Hash Girls
know where you live BIG DOG. She said that there weren't
enough arrows & they weren't even under the lights. "Owning
a GT you should be at the top of the leader board, but you're 
at the bottom with Fred Flintstone", & then the limerick,
"BIG DOG's in town & likes all his bitches to swallow".
                            (Shitty Trail ........... ).
PEBBLES called out NORMAL for his 1100'th run, saying that
he missed a welcome back, while he was on his phone.
                            (Hymn, hymn, fuck hymn).
Stand-in Sergeant ROWDY said that all the Big's should drink
together, so that's BIG DOG & Big Cunt NORMAL.
                            (You're ugly ..... ).
Sniffycunt runs were MOUNTIE 1177, NORMAL 1100, 
BHD 1010, REAR ENTRY 616, MRS DICKHEAD 555, 
& PAULINE 221 (1 short of the Bradman record).
MRS D was charged for sending out condolences for The Pies
loss, then PLUCKA for "destroying" BITCHFACES's house at
the Grand Final piss-up.
BITCHFACE called ROWDY out for being decked out in 
Blue & Gold after a year of the Black & White.
                              (You're stupid .......... ).
GLIDER paraded around the full page colour photo of a "much
younger SPARTACUS" & then SPARTACUS rolled up his right
sleeve to reveal a "real life pumped up Pop-Eye arm".
                        (This is your down down song ...... ).
Combined last charge was next for BIG DOG & his bikes, with
FASCINATOR's segue (segway - olo), BHD we couldn't hear 
the horn, MOUNTIE the short arse, & DUMBER's jacket with 
the FUCH's logo.
The Food Van ran hot, running out the 6" high burgers in 
small packs - SILIC's was a double pack for all of the chips.


Next week's run - 1900 - Hare ROWDY. 
The Daylight Savings Run from Nuggety Dam.