Run #2224

 Welcome to Run #2224 SOS from Home!!! 

We started the circle with an announcement from our beloved GM about the upcoming bus trip. He then noticed the TWO virgins in our presence! Jack and Jess joined the hashes we were welcoming back, Quick Dick, Head Hunter, Dim Witt, Emma, SOS and Sharfted. 

We turned to Pus Bucket as he was mourning the sad passing of Liam Payne, we must get around the man as his heart may never recover. 

Our GM then called upon the new Nannies of Hash, massive congratulations to Num Num and Rowdy as they welcomed new grandbabies into their lives. 

Num Num stayed out on the floor to screw SOS, what a lucky man! 

Nummy claims there was no friction due to the small size. A few little hills and no slips. 6/6 

"Fuck the properties of Teflon!?"

Bent Nose slipped his way into the circle to make a lot of noise. 

The hasher, formally known as Tahlia, will now be known as GeniTahlia! ON ON 

Next week's run is a mystery! 

Run #2223

 Welcome to Run #2223 Immaculate Conception and Ms Dickhead from Golden Point Cricket Club Rooms - The Pink Dress Run! 

This week Sov Hash raised approximately $300 for the Mcgrath Foundation! Wonderful effort team!!! 

Sadly I took no notes this week, so this scribe is all hypothetical: 

The GM said, "Welcome Back", people had beers, and Campaspe screwed as NumNum was away. The Seargent stepped up and said many, many things. 

Next Weeks Run: SOS from Home. 

Run #2222

Welcome to Run #2222 Rowdy from 5 Ways 

We began the circle with our lovely GM, Teflon, calling upon some significant runs this week. 

Road Runner (the new one) - 2 

Tahlia - 12 

Pink Bits - 123 

Campaspe - 222!!! 

Our GM, Teflon, then went on to say something about how the meaning of life is '42' and that Sov Hash has been hashing for 42 years. Therefore, the meaning of life is actually Hash. But I was either too sober to understand, or Teflon was too sober to make sense!

We then welcomed back some hashers, 

Hash Puppies, Big Dog, Disco, Deep Heat, Donuts (and Evie).

I stepped up to the plate to screw Rowdy for this run while Num Num was MIA. 

Hydrophobic - The run was very gay, much like the hare and myself,

Friction - Lots of roots, according to Vanessa and Campaspe,

Water Resistant - puddles for me to balance beam across like a toddler in gymnastics,

Chemical Inertness - was only Cinderella attacked?

Non-Stick - Lots of sticks *gestures at sticks on the ground*

Heat Resistant - Started cold and wet, ended hot and steamy. Just like good sex! 

6/6!!

We then noted the effort of hashers who dressed up for the exciting occasion, lots of Tutus, some even doubled up!!! Down downs for Mountie, Nut Cracker, Shaz and Spencer Hocking for their standout effort this week. 

I then noted that Bent Nose stepped up to 'be funny...maybe?' so we can all assume how that went! He said something about cricket (boo!!) and then called upon our Hashy Birthdays for the week, Dumb n' Dumber, Rowdy, Nair and Tahlia. 

Next week's run: Pink Dress Run!! Immaculate Conception and Ms Dickhead from the Golden Point Cricket Club Rooms.

Run #2221

Welcome to Run #2221 Bent Nose from The Bunch of Grapes Hotel 

We started the circle by welcoming back a bundle of hashers: 

Toppy, Candida, Her Vag, Road Runner, Pebbles and Emma! 

We had two more Committee shirts arrive by snail mail this week and those were handed out to Ms Dickhead and Lois Lane. 

We then called upon the lovely Hash Screw, Num Num, to judge Bent Nose for his run.

She claimed that the run was boutique, much like Bent Nose but she wasn't sure if it was a Teflon Run or not... 

Non Stick- we stuck to the run that was set, 

Low water absorption - no rain but maybe a little Jew... Tommy half a bar claims it was a very little Jew! 

Chemical Inertness - No one was attacked, that we noticed. 

Heat Resistant - No comment noted...whoops 

Low Friction - No comment noted...whoops 

Hydrophobic - Did we repeal something?

6/6! Yipee!

Bent Nose came out to Seargent his crew of misfits. He said something about the AFL Grand Final and silence fell the circle. Who knows what happened after that! 

Next Weeks Run: Rowdy from 5 Ways! Day Light Savings starts!!! Run 2222, wear your tutus! 

Run #2220

Welcome to run #2220 Teflon from the Grapes! 

We started the circle this week by welcoming Road Runner, a new Road Runner, a different type of Road Runner! Road Runner from Brunei!!! He typically runs three hash runs a week and has over 2000 runs! When asked, he claims Max made him cum. Unsure if that was DnC (the sexy lady) or Max (the 18-year-old boy). Either way! Welcome to Sov Hash!!! 

Welcome back to Wee Problem, Max, Tahlia and Dan. 

Num Num came out to screw our lovely GM, we assume this run is a Teflon run, we let Nummy decide. 

Non-stick -  was slippery to start.

Water resistant - no rain!

Low friction - New Road Runner stuck to the run, leading the pack. 

Chemical inertness - we found where's Wally on the run and didn't touch him, no attacking Wally.

Heat resistant - Max got HOT on the run! 

Spencer Hocking stepped up to Sargent, the standard has dropped.

The hasher, formally known as Max, will forever be called Nair. 

Next weeks run: Bent Nose from BOG

Run #2219

 Welcome to run #2219 Lois Lane and Pauline from Home! 

We started the circle with new Committee Shirts!!!! Only for some, others are on their way. 

The circle welcomed back a gaggle of hashers, 

Spencer Hocking, Ms Dickhead, Furgy, Bent Nose, BP, Her Vag and FOP. 

We called upon the Birthday Babes and sang FOP (51) and Cinderella (20), a Hashy Birthday song. 

Num Num came out front to screw Lois and Pauline, all the same height, I suspect... she assessed the run against the properties of Teflon. 

Non-Stick - Cinderella said that no one stuck to the run,

Water-resistant - no rain, even when we wore the wet weather gear,

Heat-resistant - Fucking Freezing!!!

Chemical inertness - 'I forget what that means...' 

Hydrophobic - "I forget what that means too!!!" 

Low Friction - nobody fell 

2/6

We sang down down down, and then the GM took the floor to award a long-awaited trophy. SS wore his Shit House Run of the Year (2023) with pride! 

Our Sergeant came forward, but all his charges had been written on his other shirt.

Next week's run: 

Renob Footy Theme! 

Run #2218

 Welcome to Run #2218 NutCracker and Dnc from the North Britt Hotel

Welcome back to SOS, Dan, Tahlia, Donuts, MasterBait, Juz Cum, Fang, and Pebbles.

Num Num came out to screw the ladies and decide if the run had the properties of Teflon. 

Non-Stick - the Banana flour was nonstick!

Low-fricktion - noone fell over 

Nummy fucked off the rest of the properties and said it's all right, just like the run was! On right, on right and ON RIGHT! 

6/6 the board is becoming more and more obsolete, and still, no one knows what Chemical Interness is!? 

Rowdy stepped up to Seargent with only 30 minutes' notice but made do... He called for funny things before the run, funny things during the run, AND funny things after the run... How needy!!! 

Next Weeks Run: Pauline and Lois Lane from Home!