Sunday, October 16, 2022

 

Run # 2112, 10 October 2022.
Immaculate Conception 21st from the Lake View
It’s time… for the Immaculate Conception.
The run was tour of the local lad’s life before returning for a quick circle.
The significant run was the new runner Robyn who refused to show her tits. (We’ve got virgins)
Teflon and DnC then received their 300 run shirts. They both refused to show their tits. They then blew out their celebratory 300 candles (Get a life)
And GILF received her 400 runs shirt. She refused to show her tits. After some money saving moves, the new 4 was added and to the 00s and GILF blew out her candles. (Get a life)
For the screw it was decided a quick screw is a good screw. Campaspe stated the map looked like a train, it was a journey of Immaculate Conception, flat and had a good drink stop. (Shitty Trail)
Spencer Hocking is back as Sergeant and he started by acknowledging the 21st birthday. And of course, Mrs D would love to have a beer with Duncan. (Hashy Birthday)
Immaculate Conception remained out the front to teach the new runner Robyn how to skull a beer. (Mrs Murphy)
Pink Bits then came out the front as a cautionary tale for Robyn, who was afraid of being called Red Chest. And of course, they’d love to have a beer with Duncan. (I’d love to have a beer with Duncan)
On the run, Mrs D tasked the runners with guessing the relevance of each stop to Immaculate’s life. Now they say you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. But Rowdy took all the shots and still managed to miss all of them. And of course, he’d love to have a beer with Duncan. (I’d love to have a beer with Duncan)
Rowdy remained out the front due his bizarre fascination with circumcision during the run. And of course, he’d love to have a beer with Duncan. (No no no)
It was then learnt that Quick Dick doesn’t remember anything past 3pm on the Black Tie Run, and he’s claiming that Big Dog and Donuts let everyone down by not keeping track for him. And of course, they’d love to have a beer with Duncan. (Roll back)
Shafted was then charged for looking if anyone can give a headjob. Criss Cross joined him for explaining his trip to Bunnings, where he explained how his nuts were loose. And of course, they’d love to have a beer with Duncan. (Give us an aye)
Short circle, Mitiamo coming up, let Nutcracker know if you’re AirBnbing.
Next Weeks run is Bent Nose. Rowdy knows the location, something about Creswick.

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