Run # 2111, 3 October 2022.
Rowdy Daylight Savings
It’s time… to save some daylight.
Being run 2111, Pusbucket politely informed hash that this is the digit sum of the square root of 25. Pusbucket then informed hash that there was a ravenous surge of food for after the circle, to which GILF was heard audibly cheering.
Friendly reminder of Mitiamo on the 12th and 13thof November. And Melbourne bike hash on the 20th of November in Ballarat.
Pusbucket then regaled the tidbits from the Bar Flies. He began with by discussing Rear Entry, who added to the camping discourse by explaining one time he was on the Darling. However, it seems that he was a bit confused, as he asked which river he was on. Dumb and Dumber joined him, with Pusbucket stating to have caught Dumb rubbing shoe polish on his dick. He reckons Dumb needs his hearing checked, because he was told to turn his clock back. (What a wank)
The recently ravenous Campaspe then fronted to Screw the run. She stated that Rowdy had stated there was few hills, before stating that there was approximately 80% hills. Campaspe then described the run as having too many hills and shiggy. But conceded that Rowdy made up for it with a good drink stop, lots of snacks, and a soiled mattress. (Shitty Trail)
Belated welcomes back to Road Runner, Donuts, the Bill, Randalf and DnC. Rear Entry then nominated himself for a beer at this time. Pink Bits also joined them for bringing the first new runner of Pusbucket’s hash the week before. (He’s the meanest)
Sergeant Quick Dick took the front for his last week before Spencer Hocking returned full time. Shafted was the first of Quick Dick’s last charges, with Quick Dick pointing out the ket that Shafted still had left on his hands. Head Hunter joined him, as Shafted had reached between her legs at the drink stop and found a cold box. (He outta be)
Pink Bits and Campaspe were charged for following Shafted and learning about Wolf Creek in the process. However, things got worse when they fell behind and Rowdy offered them his soiled mattress. (A soul)
A charge for the older harriets, as a beetle tried to climb between Precious’ legs, and the older harriets would’ve loved a Beatle to climb between their legs. Immaculate Conception fronted the circle due to having cum on his shirt. While fashion was the topic, Bent Nose was also called upon. It was noted that he had a white hat to match his white legs, a red singlet for his red shoes, and the blue of his shorts was to match his blue balls. And one person with red shoes drinks… calling on Rear Entry and Nutcracker. (This is your down down song)
Nummy was charged for her phone going off in her ass and playing Brown Eyed Girl. DnC was then charged for bringing her torch on the daylight savings run. (Mrs Murphy)
Spartacus was made the representative of the barflies, with concerns for their health and safety having not walked to the drink stop. The Bill was called out the front for his trail calling, which must have been performed in sign language. It was further noted that the Bill was also seen stalking around at the halts. Fascinator was then called upon to pay for the sins of his company, with Quick Dick having found a littered Buxton stubby holder on trail. Criss Cross then charged Pusbucket as he seemed to have gotten new draws, since he appeared to be using the old ones for firewood. Someone then asked when Mountie was due to get a new chest and drawers. (You’re stupid)
Precious, Immaculate and Randalf then fronted for all sounding the same. (You’re stupid)
Head Hunter and Pusbucket were then the subject of an Irish joke. We’ve all (allegedly) heard of putting two shovels in a corner and asking the Irish to take their pick. Well this was equated to Pusbucket saying the “end of the circle” and Head Hunter getting lost. Birthday charges then came for Rowdy turning 60, Randalf turning 18, and Dumb turning old. (Hashy Birthday)
Pink Bits was charged after she was heard complaining about Randalf’s brothers getting him drunk, because he “has school tomorrow”. The circle then ended with a story of Bent going to Hell. Satan welcomed Bent and said they had been expecting him. For his eternal agony, Satan told Bent he must stay a subterranean lake of lava for all of eternity. Bent then told Satan “technically it’s a lake of magma because it’s underground”, to which Satan informed him “now you know why you’re down here”. (This is your down down song)
Following the circle, the scribe was informed that they must recount the true entertainment of the night. At a point late in the night, not one, but two trucks arrived. Now… what they were doing is up for discussion. Were they trading a burnt out car? Were they passing the car back and forth before dumping it? Had they found a car? Were they giving a demonstration of male docking by using the car as an allegory? All of this was left to the imagination as the remaining hashers looked on.
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