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RUN #2084, 4 April 2022 - AGM

Hare: The Bill – Location: Grapes Hotel

This week, 35 Hashers signed the book, and gathered at the Grapes otel for our last shagadelic run. As we farewelled our current GM’s, there was excitement and anticipation as we waited for the announcement of the new GM and committee. There were party hats for all, as we celebrated D&C’s and Paul Bearer’s birthdays. Mastabait (1500) and Spencer Hocking (1300) were also adorned in their celebratory balloons from last week. The 4.5km run took us through The Bill’s Garden and circled around and up and down the streets of Ballarat, lots of HH and C kept us together, but some still got lost/created their own trail before re-joining the group.

Part 1 of the Hash circle was held in the beer garden, where we began by acknowledging our outgoing GMs. The birthday hashers were then called to the front and D&C was presented with a birthday cake and candles to blow out.  Hashy Birthday  .

The Sniffy runs from last week scored the next charge as did Shafted who had poured a beer into Paul Bearers party hat that had slipped down his back. Not surprisingly, it was not watertight and leaked down his back.  No No No  .

The outgoing committee scored the next down down, to day thanks and farewell.  They’re the Meanest  . The Outgoing GM’s, Nutcracker and D&C were then given an espresso martini as their farewell.  F@#k Off Ya C@%ts  .

There was then a quick welcomes back for Rear Entry, Big Dog, Pebbles, Paul Bearer and Fergie.  Not sure what the song was???  . We then paused as meals were ready. We resumed part 2 of the hash circle after dinner, inside the pub, once all other diners had gone.

Mountie asked D&C to hold her moot this week and began her screw of The Bill with a joke about The Bill who had gone to see Dr Rowdy after a big passionate night with a sweet young thing. His old fella was all red and engorged . Dr Rowdy looked at it and told The Bill that he’d better sit down as he thought he was about to cum . Mountie then awarded the following scores: Venue -5 (we’ve been at the Grapes too many times), Terrain -5 (seemed to run down more than up), Marking -10 (couldn’t always find trail), Drink Stop 0 (crownies weren’t cold enough), Groovy Factor 5000 (don’t have to bring the MOOT anymore).  Shitty Trail  . The MOOT was then smashed.

The outgoing committee was then called for another farewell down down.  F@#k Off Ya C@%ts  . The new GM was then announced and it is…….Pus Bucket!!!  Give us an A  . Pus Bucket thanked D&C and Nutcracker and their shagadelic administration for a fantastic year and announced the new theme….”It’s Time”. This was where my pen ran out. Those who know me will not be surprised that I had a spare, just in case.

Pus Bucket then gave a short speech proclaiming that this year everyone will be celebrated, from front runners to bar flies and no one will be left behind. No child will live in poverty, but what about the pensioners? The new committee was then announced:

Grandmaster – Pus Bucket

Sergeants – QD and Spencer Hocking

Screw – Campaspe

Choir Master – Mrs D

Hash Horn – Teflon

Bookkeeper – The Bill

Religious Advisor – Nutcracker

Grog Master – Spartacus

Trail Master – Rowdy

Hash Scribe – Precious

Hash Cash – Big Dog

 Give us an A  .

Rowdy will be the Hare for next week’s run which will be held at the Mount Xavier Golf Club in Ballarat East.

Next Week’s Run – Monday 11 April 2022 – Hare: Rowdy – Location: Mount Xavier Golf Club

There were a few more charges to use up the beer but I am signing off, this is the end of my scribing. Th-Th-The…..That’s all, folks!