After complaints that my previous blogs were too long, I did a 2-week trial where I uploaded the shortest blogs imaginable, and also that went over badly. So, for a nice middle ground all blogs will be kept to a 339-word limit, then (in the theme of Hash) it’s time…. to end the blog.
Run #2085, 11 April 2022
Rowdy from The Mt Xavier Golf Course.
It was time… for the GM to fuck off already apparently. With no GM in sight, the youth of today took control, with Precious having to double as GM and Scribe. In his unbiased opinion, best GM ever.
Welcomes to Doona who missed the AGM (wonder how that happened?) and welcomes back to Lois Lane and Pauline (who also missed the AGM (wonder how that also happened)), as well as Dr Death who showed up the first week he wasn’t required. And if one doctor is welcomed back, all doctors are welcome back. So welcomes back to Dr Rowdy. (Get a Life)
The Screw soon followed. The run was deemed not too bad, too many hills. (Shitty Trail)
Charges before run saw Wee Problem charged for pulling a calf, but Tommy Half a Bar was charged for pulling a ram. (If one Hassell…) Spartacus and Juscum were similarly bought out the front. (Mrs Murphy)
DnC, Nutcracker (Lois will do) and Pussbucket (Spartacus will do) were all called out the front. Along side them stood Doona, a shining example that, had they not fucked with the AGM date, we would have had more attendees at the big night. Pauline was then called out for also missing the AGM. (No No No)
Scomo was then bought out the front because it was time. Scomo then enquired whether there were “any pensioners that wanna complain”, which shouldn’t be hard to find at Hash. (U.G.L.Y)
At this point, Hash appointed it’s new Elbow to oppose Scomo, Bent Nose. Dr Death was also charged because it is time for him to change his hair, with Precious also bought
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