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Run #2086, 18 April 2022

Teflon from Taylor Court.

It was time… for the GM to finally fucking show up. Too bad his committee didn’t get the memo.

19 Runners left to brave the elements and returned looking like drowned rats. For the appalling weather, the RA was charged off the bat. Alongside this formality, Big Dog was finally awarded his shit hot run of the year award left over from awards night. (They outta be public pissed on)

Due to dwindling numbers, Precious doubled as both the Scribe and Screw. In his unbiased opinion, best screw ever. Teflon was commended for his great run through great terrain which was well marked. But, due to the darkness, rain and mud, it was deemed not the time for the run.

The esteemed GM then took to the stand to announce his stand in Sergeant… himself. Pusbucket regaled the story of the failed Hash nativity, which failed to materialise when Hash couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin. For this The Bill, BHD and Cris Cross were bought out the front as the wise men that couldn’t be found, with Pink Bits charged as the virgin that couldn’t be found.

Pusbucket was then informed by Criss Cross that Gough Whitlam won a pub quiz and bought a house with the winnings. Criss Cross wondered whether Gough got his knowledge from the bottom of VB caps and whether Pusbucket could replicate this feat. Pauline then charged Lois Lane for taking a wrong turn at PMT Hash, despite standing right next to trail. (You’re stupid)

Pusbucket was bought out the front again for doing an Albo and being absent during the campaign. Scomo was bought out the front for always being around and everyone’s favourite minor party leader, Pauline, was also bought out the front. (His one skin)

Immaculate Conception was then charged for his new shoes. Scomo was also bought out the front by Lois. Lois had her pension increased by an extra $20, only to return from holiday and see

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