Run #2087, 25 April 2022
Mountie from The Eureka Stockade (Not Stockade Street).
It was time… for Head Hunter and Quick Dick to make their return to Hash.
Anzac Day began in the fabulous east.
Following the run, it was revealed that Big Dog would be Grog Master in the coming weeks due to Spartacus having claw surgery, presumably to enlarge it. This was accompanied by the welcomes backs of HH and QD. (Get a life)
The Screw then issued a challenge to see who could create the most interesting image on a map using their trail from the run. It was noted that “at the going down of the sun…” and the sun had well and truly gone down. The run was criticised for it’s misleading 3k label and the hare getting lost. “Too many hills, shitty trail”.
QD was made Sergeant as a welcome back gift after 3 weeks. The opening charge was for Dumb, Lois, Pauline, BHD and Tommy Half a Bar, the ex-service men of Hash. (A soul)
QD then awarded his ‘cunt of the week’ award to Precious for not calling on backs and his partner in crime, The Bill, for pretending to pick up rubbish while running the on back. (They are cunts)
Then began the camouflage charges. Mrs D for wearing camo and then a flashing light on her ankle as well as Teflon and Criss Cross for wearing bright red. (You’re stupid)
Mountie was also charged for being so well camouflaged that Juscum ran right over the top of her on the run. It was then pointed out “you couldn’t see her and she couldn’t see her own trail”. (No no no)
The charges then began for the “Kokoda” runners, with Campaspe, Pink Bits and Mrs D charged for walking the trail but running up the hill. Dum was heard to remark that it was because they had “small brains”. Num responded that men have “small cocks” and was then charged for having seen both. (Give me an aye)
Nutcracker and
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