RUN #2064, 22 NOVEMBER 2021
HARE: NORMAL & MASTABAIT – LOCATION: TITANIC MEMORIAL BANDSTAND & EUREKA PIZZA
33 Hashers signed the book and gathered at the Titanic Memorial Bandstand for the run this week. Mountie was not happy that someone else had signed in her usual corner of the book, so she wrote on top and made it quite unreadable. Normal announced that the on on was across the road (confusing any latecomers) and trail was 5km long. After tackling Dana St hill, passing the war games at White Flat Oval, meandering around town and a brief stop at the Eureka Flag at Bakery Hill, we then congregated at the back of skin ski & surf for the drink stop and returned to the rotunda for the down downs.
Hash circle began with a friendly welcome to our Lakeside visitors, Whippet and Gerbil. 
They ought to be publicly pissed on Further questioning revealed that Teflon kinda made them cum. Mrs Murphy There was also discussion about our location at the Titanic Bandstand and that the only other titanic memorial in Australia is located in Broken Hill.
They ought to be publicly pissed on Further questioning revealed that Teflon kinda made them cum. Mrs Murphy There was also discussion about our location at the Titanic Bandstand and that the only other titanic memorial in Australia is located in Broken Hill.Half-a-Bar then announced that someone was getting a parking ticket in nearby Camp St, but upon more careful evaluation, it was just a security patrol.
Mountie then requested Whippet hold her mut this week and began with a joke about Normal that finished with a punchline about him mishearing advice from Dr Rowdy to “get a hot Mumma” that was actually you’ve “got a heart murmur”. Then there was something about Mastabait getting old and his aches have got pains and something about Normal resembling a newborn, with no hair, no teeth and pissing his pants. Scores were then awarded for the run: Venue 0 (it was not in the bush), Terrain 14 (Dana St hill), Marking 6 (it was as tight as Jill’s Fanny), Drink Stop 10 (Rowdy was at the Drink Stop not at the Eureka Flag with the rest of us), Groovy Factor 20, giving a total of 50 out of 100. Shitty Trail
Shitty Trail Both Sergeants were again in attendance and first charge was for Penny Farthing, because she last went down in 1912 (same as the Titanic). Mrs D then charged Spencer Hocking for loitering around her school and Lois charged Campaspe for her text “$55 for tight Campaspe” (oops, forgot the “s” and a comma). Teflon charged Pus Bucket for the recently sacked cricket captain and Normal charged Nutcracker for thinking that trail went past her place, but that was PMT hash. Then if one GM drinks, all GMs drink so D&C was charged too. QD charged Mastabait for having Crock instead of Mastabait on his hash shirt and Dr Death and Nurse Batshit were charged for not wearing any hash gear. Precious charged Nurse Batshit for claiming she wasn’t a real nurse, only a psych nurse, however Dr Death isn’t a real Dr either. Precious was also charged for being picked up by his Grandma last week. She’s the Meanest
She’s the Meanest Dr Death then charged Half-a-Bar for saying “what happens at Hash, stays at Hash”, when they were actually at Hash. Tommy Half-a-Bar looked out… Rowdy was charged for wearing his “Normal” Hash shirt this week and Num Num was corrected for saying that it was just Normal setting trail, when it was both Normal and Mastabait. Nutcracker was then charged for her photo in the newspaper from the Ballarat Cup. Mountie then charged D&C for chatting up young guys at the races (including Dr Death’s son), until she started talking about chandeliers. Lois then charged Precious for not attending Mitiamo, which was described as a grab a granny night. Rowdy charged Lois for something about sex with you should be sex with ewe and Pauline charged Shafted for looking for the on on in amongst the spew in the middle of the rotunda. There was then some chatter about the Goddess of Minerva (seen atop the Mechanics’ Institute). Mountie charged Mastabait for wishing that the cops would turn up to get rid of the motor bikes that kept circling Sturt St, but we don’t really want the cops to turn up as they might take issue with our congregation. Give us an A .
Tommy Half-a-Bar looked out… Rowdy was charged for wearing his “Normal” Hash shirt this week and Num Num was corrected for saying that it was just Normal setting trail, when it was both Normal and Mastabait. Nutcracker was then charged for her photo in the newspaper from the Ballarat Cup. Mountie then charged D&C for chatting up young guys at the races (including Dr Death’s son), until she started talking about chandeliers. Lois then charged Precious for not attending Mitiamo, which was described as a grab a granny night. Rowdy charged Lois for something about sex with you should be sex with ewe and Pauline charged Shafted for looking for the on on in amongst the spew in the middle of the rotunda. There was then some chatter about the Goddess of Minerva (seen atop the Mechanics’ Institute). Mountie charged Mastabait for wishing that the cops would turn up to get rid of the motor bikes that kept circling Sturt St, but we don’t really want the cops to turn up as they might take issue with our congregation. Give us an A .QD then charged Mrs D for mistaking The Bill for Precious, while out on trail. Only a mother can see the subtle genetic similarities. Final charge went to SS, as Gerbil was worried that some of our Hashers were named after Nazi’s.
We then finished up with charges for Sniffy Runs. Fascinator on 202, Shafted on 717, Teflon and D&C, both on 264, Mountie on 1331 and Half-a-Bar on 1271. Get a Life
Get a Life Moving on to next weeks run, which will be set by Num Num/Dumb n Dumber. We then drove to the on after at Eureka Pizza for dinner.
Next Week’s Run – Monday 29 November 2021 - Hare: Num Num & Dumb n Dumber – Location: 103 Cuthberts Road Alfredton.
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