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RUN 2037 – HARE: NORMAL – GRAPES HOTEL

Thirty Hashers signed the book, but I think there were about 35 who assembled at the Grapes Hotel for Normal’s run.

15 hashers took off on what I measured to be a 5.8km run with Normal, I believe this was his first run for a while as he is usually in the walking subgroup. We then congregated at a very well stocked drink stop with a variety of beers, girly drinks, lollies, chips and snow balls near the corner of Grant and Anderson St E. We then returned to the nearby Grapes Hotel for down downs and dinner.

Welcomes Back included: BP, Fang, Bent Nose, Narelle, Head Hunter, Quick Dick and Penny Farthing. Get a life

Mountie then stepped up to shag the run and gave the following scores, Venue 11, Terrain 11, Marking 20, Drink Stop 11, Groovy Factor 11, giving a total of 64 out of 100. Shitty Trail

Sniffycunt runs this week included: Head Hunter on 162, Quick Dick on 161, Gilf for 350 for her last run and Juz Cum for missing some sniffy runs.

Charges from before the run were given to D&C who refused to line up at the bar because she is the GM. No No No Head Hunter was also charged for being spotted by Fascitator doing a blow job (using a leaf blower). She’s a Harriette. The 2 GM’s were then charged for giving Donuts 2 sets of glasses and the Hawthorn supporters were charged for giving hope to the Nth Melbourne supporters. It’s a grand old flag . Dr Death was then charged for Redan getting thrashed this week and Juz Cum received a charge for her jacket. His One Skin

Shafted was then charged for becoming a Grandfather, allowing the Foster name to live on while Mastabait was charged for his 5th granddaughter. Give us a A

We then moved on to charges from the run where Half-a-bar was charged for his stories at the bar. Dumb for his 1250 run and Gilf for her 351 run. Head Hunter was also charged for thinking Precious was wearing real glasses. No No No

Dinner was ready so we then moved on to announce Next Week’s Run - Monday 24th May 2021

Hare: Teflon from the Queens Head Hotel, Humffray St North, Ballarat East. God Save the Queen

There was also an announcement for anyone who had lost a hash cap with no name on it as one has been found.

Quote of the week: after receiving my meal the waitress announced that she had JUST COME – resulting in smiles and sniggers from Bent, Rowdy and Precious.