RUN 2032 – AWARDS NIGHT AND MYSTERY BUS TRIP
Wasn’t it fabulous to have a bus trip again! 32 dressed-up Hashers arrived at the City Oval prior to 6pm SHARP (well 28 were there at 6pm) and boarded the grog laden bus, eagerly anticipating the adventure ahead. The bus headed north past the airport and pulled up on the outskirts of Clunes, offloading the 6 dedicated athletes in the pack for the 1.2 km run.
The runners and the bus then converged on the “National Hotel” in Clunes, a brave choice of venue as we had been run out of town on our past 2 visits to Clunes.
Inside the pub, Donuts welcomed back Exit, then charged her and GILF for being the last to arrive for the bus (
You’re stupid ). Precious was then charged for having no black tie (and no clean jocks), and Campaspee as she had no Stubby Holder. Joining them were Nutsy and DnC, charged for having a garter malfunction ( Well the wiggle of her arse ).
You’re stupid ). Precious was then charged for having no black tie (and no clean jocks), and Campaspee as she had no Stubby Holder. Joining them were Nutsy and DnC, charged for having a garter malfunction ( Well the wiggle of her arse ).Bent Nose kept his screw very brief, “Today I am just going to score the run – The run was like the Black Hole of Calcutta, as such, the score is Calcutta!” ( Shitty trail ).
Shitty trail ).AWARDS THEN FOLLOWED:
Tight arsed prick of the year – Silic (he’s too tight to return the trophy)
Piss Pot (presented by Mountie) – Head Hunter (falling over on NYE)
Spectacle of the Year (presented by Shafted) – Fop (Xmas run)
Both the Shit Hot and Shit House run of the year were presented by our Screw Bent Nose, who had kept score all year:
Shit House – Her Vag (she scored i (imaginary number = -√2) for her run from Latrobe St)
Shit Hot Run – Bad Hair Day (scoring 10² – 9² for his run from Mt Pleasant)
Black Kettle Awards (presented by Rowdy) – Spencer Hocking (charging Nutsy for having a different coloured streak in her hair)
Dummy Spit Award – Dim Wit (getting lost on the way to Slatey Creek)
AhSo Award for best Club Person – Pauline
After the awards and our glorious 2-course feed we danced the night away to "The Do Nots” band, playing the mellow classics of yesteryear. Last drinks were called just after 11pm, then we piled back onto the bus for the piss and laughter-filled trip home.
Next Week’s run – AGM – Piano Bar Ballarat, 6:20pm, $20
(Thank God I’m not the Scribe next year!!)
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