15 - 10 - '18      Run 1901      Slatey Creek

The Bogan Bitches MOUNTIE & BITCHFACE's run, with 30+
Hashers, some happy campers & the Bogan Engagees. 
HEAD HUNTER & QUICKDICK were embarrassed in front of
the O.S. mates, for getting lost, even deciding to go in the 
opposite direction that HALF A BAR suggested.
FROZEN BALLS & PIRATE of the CARIBBEAN were 
introduced, & then MOUNTIE told us of the beautifully marked
4k run, but be careful of the deep mine shafts. "What about 
the walkers?" ...... "Fuck the walkers".
A good bush run followed, with a few ups & downs along the
goat tracks, eventually ending up at the VB Drink-stop, with
party pies & lollies, to boot. The "Bogan Engagees" were 
content laying on the dry stony river-bed, in their pre-coital 
anticipation, taking in all the marital advice from the Hash 
divorcees, REAR ENTRY et al.

Back at the Circle, a welcome for O.S. visitors FROZEN 
BALLS & the PIRATE.
            ......... wait for it ....... (Oughta be ........ ).
BENTNOSE was Stand-in Screw seeing as Best Hash Screw
MOUNTIE couldn't screw herself, but did her best "girl on girl"
with 2nd Best Screw BITCHFACE. The visitors were looking 
for a 10k run, but they had to get fucked, & then we heard of
the magnificently set run, with the walkers getting to see a
NUMMY kangaroo, & the girls seeing a lot of "shafts".
The limerick ..... "if you're not impressed, then be our guest,
& go fuck yourself".
                              (Shitty trail ............ ).
ROWDY had his own limerick,  "......... swallowing sprog .......
...... a mouthful is gone in a wink", (didn't pass on his script,
it went straight into the fire).
PEBBLES charged old fart DUMBER for going arse-up on 
level ground, giving him a corky.
                             (You're stupid ........... ).
Sergeant SHAFTED's sniffycunt runs were DAZED & 
CONFUSED 121, DONUTS 711, BENTNOSE 1312, BIG DOG 21,
& FROZEN and PIRATE 1 a piece.
                              (Get a life .............. ).
PLUCKA asked "What's for tea?" .... Blind venison ...........
........ - no eyedear !! PIMP had a drink as well, for finding the 
On On's every time.
                              (They're alright ........... ).
MRS DICKHEAD gave BENTNOSE & the son, PRECIOUS a
drink for their riotous effort collecting logs, with BENT full of
his own importance (well, who knew ??). PRECIOUS stayed 
out for a 2nd for his statement, "Oh, cum on Mum" - ewww!!
                          (She's a lumberjack ............... ).
QUICKDICK called out HALF "AN IDIOT" for getting lost & 
then pointing "go that way", but it was still wrong.
FANG charged MOUNTIE for asking for a 'log', & 
NUTCRACKER for producing her 'log of dog shit'.
                          (They're the meanest ............. ).
DUMBER charged QUICKDICK for his bogan Hi-viz gear, & 
not realizing that all Ballarat bogans wear Hi-viz, then FANG
had a drink for putting his knee support on the wrong side.
BITCHFACE & MOUNTIE were talking about 'tram tracks' or
a 'landing strip' on the lazered fanny, but DONUTS thought
it was more like a 'tram museum'.
DUMBER charged MOUNTIE for only remembering stuff
when she takes a shit, & PRECIOUS to HALF A BAR for his
'formal' wear at the bogan run.
                     (A soldier, a cunt, a country .............. ).
BENTNOSE charged BITCHFACE for mocking his 'bent'
finger (is anything else bent ?), with the print on the back 
of her shirt, then PEBBLES had a drink for crossing the line
in the marathon, & DIMWIT for the half. 
In DIMWIT's absence, BENTNOSE was installed to do the 
Dad Joke ....... "how many tickles to make an octopus 
laugh?" ........... ten tickles !!   (Bring back the DIM .... ).
Last charge for FROZEN BALLS, for cumming all the way
to OZ, just to see the bogans.
                      (Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy .......... ).
LOIS LANE & HER VAGESTY were Stand-in Chefs for the 
rissoles & onions, with tomato, lettuce & cheese, followed
by the obligatory (& very nice) MOUNTIE carrot cake.

Next week's run - 1902 - Black Tie Night from Reptile Gulch
Sheltered Workshop at 6pm.