8 - 10 - '18     Run 1900     Nuggety Dam

ROWDY's traditional "Start of Daylight Savings Run" - with
the Hare resplendent in rainbow beanie & the fire roaring.
The Uber Driver Scribe was a late starter due to pick-ups
from South Daylesford & East Ararat, arriving just as the run
got under way. The 8 bar flys managed to struggle the 200m 
walk into the bush, to the well stocked Drink-stop.
Back at the Circle, QUICKDICK had an unsuccessful call for
reverence, followed with a bit more success from the bride, 
HEADHUNTER, & then a welcome for new runner Willie.
                      (He's alright ......... ).
MOUNTIE began the screw with the Drive Mag, then said 
about it being good to be back on a bush run. D&C likes a 
bush run she said, & the guys love going thru' "Max's bush",
- but hasn't she got a brazillian ?? The girls arrived early to
collect the wood, & the guys all had woodies watching them,
especially NUTCRACKER's arse. DONUTS quipped that 
MOUNTIE's arse could be higher, but then she was standing 
on a stump, & then there was the "arse off" between 
NUTCRACKER & MOUNTIE. ROWDY had to take 2nd place 
on the Leader Board, "because he can do better !!", & then
the Limerick - "In the bedroom ROWDY can't be trusted, & 
the known Hash floozy feared her arse had been busted".
                         (Shitty Trail ........... ).
It's dark by this stage, & the Stand in Scribe can't fcn see,
so charges may include but not limited to ............... !!
Stand in Sergeant SPENCER HOCKING had PEBBLES out
for the 1900th, & then for some reason, LOIS LANE, BP,
BENTNOSE & Willie.
                          (They're the meanest ........... ).
Sniffycunt runs were NUTCRACKER 58, DIMWIT 58, 
BENTNOSE ? ( SPENCE spruiked some 'familial reverse
palindromic' bullshit), DONUTS 710, PLUCKA 202, LOIS 848,
THE BILL?, REAR ENTRY?, GLIDER? & PRECIOUS? (more
than REARY).
                          (Here's to the old farts ............ ).
FASCINATOR charged REAR ENTRY for some-et about
NUTCRACKER & being pulled off in Kent St, then LOIS to
BP ............ about borrowing the car.
GILF took a drink from MRS DICKHEAD for not going on
runs, but happy to get on the bus. MOUNTIE wanted 
NUTCRACKER to explain all about a blow job, & BIG DOG
now has his eBike.
                (Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ............. ).
QUICKDICK called SPENCE out for winning the "best mask"
award, but reckons he didn't have it on at the time. The bus
go-ers were next - GILF, HEAD HUNTER, PLUCKA, MOUNTIE,
BITCHFACE, PUSBUCKET & QUICKDICK.
                            (You'rs ugly ............ ).
DIMWIT's zinger was a charge for SS for old fart multi tasking,
being able to sneeze, piss & fart all at the one time.
                            (He's the meanest ............. ).
MOUNTIE charged NUTCRACKER for some-et about a hash
hole, not MOUNTIE's hole.
                            (Oughta be .................... ).
By this stage, sausages were sizzling, there was a great 
toasting fire, & good to be back in the bush.

Next week's run - 1901 - Hares combined BITCHFACE &
MOUNTIE from Slatey Creek.