Run 2201 Num Num from home
We started the circle by welcoming back Spencer Hocking, Her Vagisty, Donuts and Dim Witt.
Our GM, Teflon, called out the milestone runners for the night, DnC (350 runs), Num Num (800 runs) and Rowdy (1,400 runs)
Our Hash Screw, Num Num, came forwards to screw Dumb & Dumber on the run’s properties of Teflon.
Non-stick
Unsure if this was about an adult joke or the run, I really don’t want to find out!
Low friction
Now we are totally talking about sex, yuck!
Heat
Apparently Dumb is always hot…
Chemical
Dumb does not react to an attack.
Hydro Phobic
Nummy loves it when Dumb showers!
Low water absorption
Didn’t rain on the run!
Num Num decided that Dumb scores 5/6
Our Sargent had arrived in all his fancy Gear this week,
Dumb charged Disco as Dumb and Num had put up all the fancy lighting, all they were missing was the disco ball(s)
Rear Entry was charged for his piss-weak excuse of a stubby holder, but Nut Cracker fell for the classic blunder and took his drink for him.
Our GM charged GILF for confusing her bike and his, a typical dementia symptom.
Normal (or that Big Boy)and Mountie got charged for getting caught training for Hash on the weekend. SHAME
Then the stupidity got turned up a notch,
Dumb & Dumber was charged by NumNum
Head Hunter was charged by Quick Dick
Disco was charged by Precious
But IC didn’t charge me!! RUDE
Squizzy charged The Bill for not turning on is looking eyes at the drink stop, asking where the beers were while standing in front of the esky.
Dumb was charged for not having any GF beer at his own Drink Stop even though he complained at everyone else’s run.
Donuts was charged for not walking 700m to the Drink Stop
Cinderella got a drink for baking laid or late? No one knows for sure.
Dim Witt told a ‘joke’ it is as follows, “A wise man told his wife nothing, why? Because he is wise!”
Donuts claimed that a real wise man wouldn’t have a wife!
By this time I had finished a whole beer and was too drunk to continue notes.
Next Weeks Run
Carpet Burns from the North Brit Hotel.
On On
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