Run #2200 GM Teflon from Home!
What a big night it was!
We started by welcoming the virgins, Caitlin and Alister Quick Dick and HeadHunter had made them come.
We also welcomed back Wendy!
We reminisced about years gone by, 1983, our first Sovereign Hash Run. All hashers who weren’t born yet were charged (mostly Dickhead &Co.)
Bent Nose reminded us how he was there 2200 runs ago as a visiting runner, unfortunately, we can not return him.
NUM NUM came out to screw our GM, Teflon, and score him against the properties of himself.
Low Water Absorption - Juz Cum walked on water just like Jesus, Precious asked where JeSOS was?
Hydro Phobic - Juz Cum didn’t mix with that puddle.
Chemical Inertness - Tahlia didn’t bring a torch and could not look out for an attack.
Non-stick -No one fell over!
Heat Resistant - Precious ran in his huge jacket.
Low Friction - The Bill didn’t stick to Nummy.
All of Hash wondered where Mountie was, lots of bushes and hills just for her!
Sharfted was inspired by our Choir Master from yesteryear, Pauline, and sang us all a tune… what Sharfted lacks in talent he makes up for in cheer!
GM noted that the man that ran Sov Hash run #1 should be Sargent for the evening, luck that’s his job!
Some charges included:
Bent Noce charged himself for a palindromic run number 1515 and I drank in Specer Hocking’s absence for his equal love of palindromes and snorting.
Nut Craker was charged for her Hashy Birthday!
Late Welcome back to Force It (Faucet)
DNC was charged for her namesake of getting a bit confused in the bush.
Campaspe and Juz Cum came together and didn’t remember it, and Wendy too, maybe…? I was distracted by the girlxgirl action!
Disco was charged for punching Immaculate Conception hard enough for emergency surgery.
The circle was distracted by Normal's cracking cooking ability, almost setting the house on fire!
Disco and Big Dog were charged for nabbing free committee beer, how typical!
Next Week’s Run
NUM NUM from home
103 Cuthberts Road, Corner of Alferton Drive.
BRING YOUR TOGS!
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