Run # 2199

 Precious from the Park Hotel 

This week was all about me!!! Pink for Pink Bits Run #100! It took me almost 100 weeks!

We welcomed Deep Heat, Doodle Nuts, D&C, Ding Dong, Shayne and Plucker back to Hash. And they were taken away with the virgin, Tahlia. 

Num Num came out to screw Precious, Ms D asked her to be gentle as it had been some time for poor Precious. He scored fairly well against the properties of Teflon...

Non-Stick - The past GM, Nut Bush Clitty Licker, had a bit of a tumble and rolled for over 20m (or so we are told) while on trail. 

Heat Resistant - Ding Dong ran in her full winter fit. Including a beanie and ski jacket. Plenty of heat up in there. 

Hydrophobic - for those who didn't hear... someone shit in our fridge. It was both Hydro Phobic and Homo Phobic! WHO SHITS IN A FRIDGE!?

Low Friction - Num Num and Hasher formally known as Randolf (Cinderella) ran slowly and took a massive shortcut on the run. 

Chemical Inertness - Deep Heat did not move much at all! 

We had no Sargent so Puss Bucket stood in, he said many funny things. Some are listed below:

- Bad Hair Day was charged for being horny for over 50 years (what a lucky man) 

- Quick Dick got charged for doing the city loop multiple times (must have been a very good nap) 

- Pigs Arse was charged for training for Hash by doing a half marathon (SHAME) 

- Dumb and Dumber showed off his new Keeper of the Book Outfit. Including a lock box and chain belt (they are back in style!) 

- Carpet Burns fell for the classic blunder, and struggled to tell the Dickhead boys apart (I have a trick on how to do it, but I'm not telling her) and she told most of Hash either the wrong hare or location for this week. 

- Both Daniel and I made Tahlia cum 

Puss Bucket finished off the circle by telling us all a Bar Fly tale, Donuts reworded it into a much funnier joke. 

"Three smoking hot blonde babes (Mountie, D&C and Nut Cracker) walked into a bar, and Snags told them to close the fucking door." 

Next Weeks Run: 

Teflon and GILF (10 Taylor Crt Ivermay)  

Wear your oldest Hash Gear for Run #2200