Run # 2098, 11 July 2022.
Quick Dick from that one band stand in between Golden City and Doveton Street… you know the one.
It’s time… for a scribe that is uploaded in a timely manner.
The run began from the not Titanic band stand. This venue had its pros and its cons. The pro was that they didn’t need to sink a ship for this specific band stand. The con was that it sat in the pale blue light of the Ballarat Liberal Party Headquarters. So, ever the action man, Pusbucket declared it time to move the down downs to the drink stop out the back of JK.
Wasting no time, Pusbucket did not engage in his signature preamble, partly due to the cold and partly due to the limited number of charges.
As such, the circle moved straight into the screw. In the absence of Campaspe, Mountie took over duties as the screw. Mountie noted that the hare himself was confused by the location of the run on Facebook. However, despite this shortcoming, Mountie designated the run as fantastic. Mountie noted that on the run, there was rampant discussion of DnC being on the front page of the newspaper. Mountie professed that she believed it was Nutcracker and DnC who were the “Oompa Loompa” things on the page, before Teflon pointed out that DnC is more of a page 3 kinda girl. Mountie concluded the screw by stating that she “quite enjoyed the run”. (Shitty Trail).
Pusbucket then began the charges with his own charge. He charged Precious and Bad Hair Day (he’s not here, Pusbucket will do). Pusbucket told of how Precious rubbed BHDs head and said “that feels like my missuses ass”. BHD then rubbed his own head and concurred “yeah it does feel like your missuses ass”. (20 toes).
Welcomes back for Teflon, GILF and Immaculate Conception, as well as a welcome to Dr FOP. And if one doctor drinks. (Get a life).
Pusbucket then called upon his Sergeant, Quick Dick, who, by his own admittance, wasn’t paying attention. He began by calling GILF, Normal and Her Vajesty out the front. Quick Dick stated that he was not aware of how poor the state of the walkers were and that he would need to have a discussion with them the next week about what an arrow looked like. (You’re stupid).
Criss Cross was charged for stopping at the check out the front of the sex store and being recognised. But Nutcracker was charged for stating that she had never been inside, even though various things from the store had been inside her. (no no no).
Head Hunter was charged for noticing that the runners and walkers arrived at the same time. A simultaneous climax, the first one that Quick Dick had ever achieved. Pennyfarthing also noted that she had asked Quick Dick why he was walking. Quick Dick stated it was because of a swollen foot, but Head Hunter clarified that it was more like 8 inches. Juscum was then charged for being the “fucking” female “fucking” version of Tommy “fucking” Half a Bar with her constant expletives. The final charge went to Teflon, who had been sailing on the weekend. “We used the engine, but it was still sailing”. (Mrs Murphy).
Next weeks run is out in Meredith.
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