Run # 2097, 4 July 2022.
Spartacus from the Golden City.
It is time… for the (less than) triumphant return of proper scribing. The run began from the Golden City hotel, but not before some Hash controversy. Beer on the book! It is unclear as to who spilt the beer, but eyewitness testimonies differ between Precious and Fascinator being the culprit. But one thing remains certain, someone (not may) has fucked up.
At the circle, welcomes back for Pebbles, DnC, Lois Lane, Plucka, Paul Bearer, Precious and Nurse Ratshit. (Get a life). It was also decided that it was time for the recognition of significant runs, with Precious’ 200th and Dumb and Dumbers 1300th both receiving their shirts. (Give us an aye). The Bill was also recognised, albeit for his decision to come back early after running up the Dana Street hill when nobody followed (You’re stupid).
The preamble continued with Hash deciding that the offender who got the book wet was Precious (no no no). Pusbucket then regaled Hash with a tale of being in the Aviary room and called out Num and Mountie because they had seen a Cockatoo in their lives. Pusbucket himself was bought out the front for picking the two hash tarts who had seen the smallest ones, while Lois was bought forward for seeing a Black Cockatoo. (She’s the meanest).
On to the Screw. Campaspe described the run as “long and thin” and applauded that there was down hill running for the first few kilometres. Campaspe noted that she did find the drink stop and thanked the RA for the lack of rain. (Shitty Trail).
Quick Dick took centre stage as the Sergeant and proceeded to charge Campaspe for putting her beer on the table with the book, which lead to beer and napkins everywhere. And if one doctor drinks… to which Rowdy was heard the state that he is “real doctor”. DnC was bought out the front for knocking over a pole early on the run and The Bill was charged for following the arrows and running straight up the middle of the Macca’s drive thru. (Mrs Murphy).
Mrs D was charged due her callousness on the run. When Precious was nearly hit by a bus, Juscum commented it missed him “by a hair”, to which Mrs D responded he has “A lot of hair”. Mrs D followed this with her sarcastic comment that Ballarat “needs more hairdresser” after passing many on the run and called Nutcracker out the front. (U.G.L.Y).
Dr Death was then bought out the front. The circle was told that during the barflies ever enlightening conversations, Dr Death told Pusbucket that Nurse Ratshithad won a game of bingo with a 69, and Dr Death was very interested in playing these bingo games. Mrs D was bought back out the front her reaction to the Precious predicament, with some hasher insisting they heard her state that it was okay because she had two more. Pauline and Lois were bought out on this train of thought, with Lois receiving a call from Pauline to say that the broke condoms had arrived. Lois then asked Pauline to please refer to the children by their names. (1 skin).
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