Run #2090, 16 May 2022
Nun and Dumb from the North Gardens.
The run began under suboptimal conditions and shortened run was planned. However, conditions subsequently improved and an entire run was cobbled together.
At the circle, Pusbucket welcomed back Shafted and Spartacus (Snags boyfriend’s back), before regaling Hash with Ash Barty’s inspirational discussions about over coming pressure. Pusbucket called on the Religious Advisor, Nutcracker, to come forward. Pusbucket applauded the RA’s efforts with the weather, likening it to pulling the coal out of the fire at the right time. However, he did also lampoon the RA for not pulling her phone out of the dunny early enough. (The wiggle of her ass). Before handing over to his screw, Pusbucket used his final charge to let everyone know about the Ballarat East Chrysanthemum show and brining the Bill out the front as Hash’s local botanist. (Get a life).
Campaspe took the front to Screw Dumb and Num. Dumb was visibly excited by the 3 way, but Num noted that the girls would probably do all the work. Campaspe started by noting that a small subgroup had done an alternative run. And it was then noted that this alternative map looked like a penis. However, the marks were washed away, but the Screw gave it a pass due to there being “not too many hills”. It was noted that the run was freezing as fuck, but the drink stop was relatively well stocked, but the lollies were hard causing people to almost lose a tooth. The run was deemed “pretty good”. (Shitty Trail).
Spencer Hocking took the stage as the first Sergeant. Spencer charged the Bill. When Campaspe came into the rotunda, she stated “I’m not running in that rain” to which the Bill responded “it never rains at Hash”. BP was also bought out the front for spending a meticulous amount of time folding a piece of clothing into a makeshift stubby holder. (You’re stupid).
Head Hunter was then charged for rushing in to the Rotunda late and asking Pusbucket whether he was going to stay in the Rotunda or go out running. One stupid person drinks… Tommy Half a Bar and Dumb were bought out the front as well. (You’re Stupid).
Dumb then bought Head Hunter out the front again as the ATO had shown up at a work place looking for a ‘Lois Lane’ that Head Hunter had employed under the wrong name. (You’re stupid).
Rowdy then recalled Collingwood breaking their premiership drought in 1990 with Darren Millane breaking his thumb and the stories that he had his cast made to accommodate a stubby. Rowdy bought Spartacus out the front for appearing to have a similarly moulded cast that was form fitting to his stubby. Juscum was also bought out the front for seeing the lollies and stating she wanted something soft. She was informed that on a cold night, there were plenty of soft things. (Give it a blow).
The Bill was bought back out the front for littering the Fabulous East with his Chrysanthemum pamphlets. Pusbucket was also bought out the front for the run going past 3 baseball pitchs. But despite them being built “he did not cum”. Dumb and Num then tried to charge Mountie and Pusbucket for recommended Bridgerton to get them going. Num and Dumb said that it did nothing for them, but the general consensus was that this was a rebound. Juscum was again charged for watching 3 6 5 but not realising that it was paramount to soft core porn. (20 toes).
Num was then charged for flashing everyone while in the circle. Pusbucket then asked “what do Scomo and Captain Cook have in common? They both wish they’d never been to Hawaii”. Scomo, Albo and Pauline were then bought out the front. (Give us an aye).
Nut Bush Clitty Licker was then called upon, because, even though Nutcracker lost her phone in the toilet, NBCL left his wallet on a bar top over the weekend. (Put it in your hand).
Quick Dick then came out to do his Sergeant duties but stated he didn’t take a piece of paper with him because it was too wet. He called out Precious for falling in a hole and NBCL for appearing to touch himself when out the front of the tram museum. He then bought out Nummy and Scomo to join them, noting that Nummy had taken them past the Prime Ministers bust because rumour had it that a new coal bust had been put up for Scomo. It was also noted that Nummy had climbed the fence to the gardens and stated to a number of other hashers that they wished they could “Spread” like her. (She’ll be flapping around the mountain).
As the circle was wrapping up, Bent Nose sarcastically commented that the weather was fine and there was no need to leave. He was subsequently charged for being “fucking obnoxious”. (Down Down Down).
Next weeks run is Mrs Dickhead from the Grapes Hotel on Grant Street. !!!NOT THE BUNCH OF GRAPES!!!
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