RUN #2075, 7 February 2022
Hare: Teflon – Location: Queens Head Hotel
32 Hashers signed the book and gathered at The Queens Head Hotel for run 2075. Normal was adorned with celebratory balloons for his 1200th run and we took off on a 5km run around Ballarat East that took us as far as Pennyweight Park and looped back to the DS on Dyte Parade. Hash circle was then relegated to the car park as we did not wish to disturb the diners in the beer garden.
Hash Circle began with Hashy Birthday wishes for Lois Lane. 
Hashy Birthday . We then celebrated the wedding anniversaries of Lois and Pauline, and Shafted scored a drink on behalf of Heavy. No No No .
Hashy Birthday . We then celebrated the wedding anniversaries of Lois and Pauline, and Shafted scored a drink on behalf of Heavy. No No No .Mountie then stepped up to screw the run and requested that Lois hold her Moot. Mountie began with a joke about someone (I didn’t write it down and can’t remember who it was), who was out for breakfast with a suppository in their ear. When this was pointed out, the punchline was “thanks, now I know where my hearing aid is” 
. Mountie then awarded the following scores: Venue -100 (Queens Head for the Queens Platinum Jubilee), Terrain -20, Marking -20, Drink Stop 120 (Mountie got to visit her sister), Groovy Factor 0 (Platinum Jubilee of QEII). Total Score: -20. Shitty Trail .
. Mountie then awarded the following scores: Venue -100 (Queens Head for the Queens Platinum Jubilee), Terrain -20, Marking -20, Drink Stop 120 (Mountie got to visit her sister), Groovy Factor 0 (Platinum Jubilee of QEII). Total Score: -20. Shitty Trail .Down Downs then went to Normal, for his 1200 runs, to Nutcracker, to Spartacus and to The Bill, for wearing his singlet backwards 3 weeks in a row. They Ought to Be .
They Ought to Be .Shafted then charged Spartacus and Juz Cum with a joke asking why was Spartacus away for so long? Because there was a lack of trace elements . 20 Toes . Rowdy then charged ScoMo for the abusive message he received on this phone. It’s beginning to look a lot like ScoMo .
. 20 Toes . Rowdy then charged ScoMo for the abusive message he received on this phone. It’s beginning to look a lot like ScoMo .Welcomes back were then awarded to Spartacus, Gilf, Bent Nose, BP, Lois Lane, Pauline, QD and Head Hunter. Get a Life .
Get a Life .Fascinator then charged Head Hunter with a joke about an Irish lass which had something to do with covid and working from home . Mountie then charged Half a Bar for being seen eating KFC in his car, just before his blood test and predicted that he would fail his test. QD then charged Num for forgetting to take her mask off while running and Pauline charged Lois for making him get a trolley out of the shed to move pots around 3 times. Nutcracker then charged NBCL because when she wanted to move her lemon tree, he said “the trolley’s over there”. She’s the meanest .
. Mountie then charged Half a Bar for being seen eating KFC in his car, just before his blood test and predicted that he would fail his test. QD then charged Num for forgetting to take her mask off while running and Pauline charged Lois for making him get a trolley out of the shed to move pots around 3 times. Nutcracker then charged NBCL because when she wanted to move her lemon tree, he said “the trolley’s over there”. She’s the meanest .Mrs D then presented Mountie with a portrait of Queen Elizabeth II. God save the Queen . Mrs D then charged Her Vaj and Num Num for being on their phones at the DS and Bent Nose charged Mountie for leaving the DS to visit her sister. Rowdy charged Normal for all the broken glass at the ON ON and Bent Nose charged Nutcracker for signing in the book twice for today’s run. She’s a Harriette .
God save the Queen . Mrs D then charged Her Vaj and Num Num for being on their phones at the DS and Bent Nose charged Mountie for leaving the DS to visit her sister. Rowdy charged Normal for all the broken glass at the ON ON and Bent Nose charged Nutcracker for signing in the book twice for today’s run. She’s a Harriette .Bent Nose then charged QD and Head Hunter for being off the grog. Mountie charged Bent Nose for his tan, to which it was said that his white socks increase the contrast. Give us an A … . Rowdy and Normal then received charges and there was general chatter about the golf day that several hashers had attended last weekend, resulting in further charges for Mountie and Teflon. His One Skin .
Give us an A … . Rowdy and Normal then received charges and there was general chatter about the golf day that several hashers had attended last weekend, resulting in further charges for Mountie and Teflon. His One Skin .Final announcement was a reminder to return all of the perpetual trophies. If they haven’t already been returned, please drop them off to Nutcracker ASAP.
Next weeks run was then revealed, Plucka will be the hare and the run will be held from the Union Jack Reserve in Buninyong. Further details TBA.
Next Week’s Run – Monday 14 February 2022 – Hare: Plucka – Location: Union Jack Reserve, Buninyong.
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