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RUN #2072, 17 JANUARY 2022

HARE: PENNY FARTHING – LOCATION: MARKET HOTEL

31 Hashers signed the book and gathered at the Market hotel for run 2072. This week I joined the walkers group and we wandered about 4km around the streets of Delacombe/Redan until we merged with the runners (who did about 6km). The DS was located on Winter St under the shade of a tree and although Penny Farthing was lost on her own trail, there was access to the drinks. Penny Farthing was said to be waiting for the walkers (but the walkers were ahead of her). Precious ran back to collect her, and Spencer Hocking drove back and eventually once all hashers were retrieved, we wandered back to the Market Hotel and gathered in their recently renovated beer garden.

Hash Circle was called and began with recognition of Big Dog standing under a phallic shaped shadow, cast from the nearby collapsed table umbrellas. We then had a down down for our newest hashers, Megan, Gabby & Seth, although Her Vag took Seth’s drink.  This is your Down Down Song  . Megan struggled with her drink and also received  Why are we waiting  .

We then had a welcome back down down for Mastabait and Plucka and Hashy Birthday wishes to Normal.  Hashy Birthday  .

Mountie then stepped up to screw the run and requested that Megan hold her Moot. Mountie began with a joke  and then awarded the following scores: Venue 15, Terrain 0 (no hills), Marking 2.5 (scarce marking and Hare lost on own trail), Drink Stop -10 (only light and mid strength beers), Groovy Factor 20 (Snag carried her Moot like a superman cape while cycling to Hash). Total Score: 27.5.  Shitty Trail  .

Gabby and NBCL were called for the next down down, as the number of their runs, 1 and 99, add up to 100.  Get a Life .

SS on 1799, NBCL on 99 and Megan on 2 were called for the next down down, as their runs add up to 1900.  Get a Life  .

Shafted then charged Penny and all girls under 30 or boys with a pony tail (i.e. Gabby, Wee Problem and Precious).  Young Ones  .

Pauline charged Normal, as he resembled Garry, his host from NYE, but Garry was nicer. Mrs D charged ScoMo for finally making someone make a decision about Novak and BHD charged Precious for having trouble controlling his locks. Num Num then charged Nuts and NBCL for forgetting D&C on their way to hash.  You’re Stupid  .

Teflon then stepped up to award the dickhead of the week award. Nominees were GILF, for putting on her shirt backwards and Penny Farthing for getting lost on her own trail. Penny Farthing was the winner.  She’s Alright  .

Final charge was from Her Vag for Campaspe, for convincing her to enter a roadblock while on their bike ride, that resulted in them having to lift their bikes through a fence and climb through the fence to access the rail trail. Campaspe responded that it was actually the other way around and Her Vag was the real cause of their recent adventures and then if one Dr drinks, all Drs drink, so QD scored a down down too. Hash circle ended with a drink for the waitress who was sent out to tell us that our meals were ready.  Mrs Murphy  .

Call was then made for next weeks run. Hare will be Half-a-bar and trail will be set from his place in Morrisons. See later post/email from Num Num for further information.

Next Week’s Run – Monday 24 January 2022 – Hare: Half-a-bar, Location: 225 Dollys Creek Rd, Morrisons.