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RUN #2047, 9 AUGUST 2021

COVID RUN #37 - ZOOM HASH CIRCLE #40 – SELF-SET TRAIL #2

Due to Victoria’s covid lockdown #6, we have reverted to our covid safe settings with a weekend trail and Monday night zoom hash circle (again). By my count, 22 Ballarat Hashers walked/ran their own trail within their current 5km exercise limit and posted it to Facebook.

21 Hashers then gathered for the zoom hash circle Monday night. The GMs zoomed in together with gilded pussies in view and Bitch Face zoomed in and showed us her lovely view from her new place in Tassie. We also welcomed back our zoom correspondent from Queensland, Spencer Hocking.

Fang was berated for recording his lap of the lake as 5.5km. Rowdy firmly stated that this was wrong. Mountie also agreed that Fang’s distance was not accurate, and she claimed it should be 5.92km, there was then general discussion about how far it really is to do a lap of the lake and the difference in distance between the footpath and the road.

Precious was charged for his run being cancelled due to covid for the second time, when all we want is donuts, bring back the double donuts days!   Give us an A 

Mountie joined late and while there was no screwing of the self-set trails, Mrs Dickhead requested she be allowed to screw Lois Lane for what was touted as a great idea for what she estimated to be a 7km walk but actually ended up being 14kms. There was also mention of Pauline/BF#3, who lagged behind Lois and Mrs D, but was not allowed to go for a bike ride on his own as he was asked to join the ladies on the walk yet did not really walk with them, but followed several metres behind them.

Spencer Hocking was announced as stand in Sergeant. Bent made comment of his confusion while completing the census forms where he was unsure how to answer the question about needing help when communicating at home. Mrs D then told us that she had been doing union training by zoom and when she first logged in, she forgot to update her name and she appeared as Mrs Dickhead. This was noticed by a past student who thought this was hilarious. This spurned several more stories about zoom bloopers including inappropriate backgrounds which featured Rowdy’s arse. Mountie added that her use of the photo of Lois and Rowdy’s bums got her banned from Facebook. They ought to be

Mountie then shared that she went to Movie Club at the City Oval Hotel last week and they remembered that she had been there on Monday night with Hash and gave her some PJs that had been left behind. These belonged to D&C, so Mountie delivered them to her place, but she wasn’t home so left them hanging from her doorknob and they were stolen. Precious was then charged for knocking Dr Death off his record for rescheduled hash trails. Fang was also charged for shortcutting his walk around the lake (how is this possible).

Bent Nose then explained his congratulation to Spencer Hocking from a couple of weeks ago that was cut off when our zoom ended. He was congratulating Spence for not talking numbers, square roots or digit sums. This does not hold for this meeting as Spencer Hocking then went on to talk lots of numbers and sniffy runs which included Teflon on 248, Nutcracker on 193, Head Hunter on 169, Juz Cum on 167, Spence on 1268, Rowdy on 1283, Campaspe on 88, Mrs D on 680 and Num Num who was on 683 which is the digit sum of 17 which is the number of gold medal that Australia received this year in the Olympics. There were a few others that I didn’t catch as this went on for quite a bit and I am happy to be corrected if any of this is inaccurately reported as my notes were difficult to decipher. This finally finished up with a comment that Spence had gone troppo and should return south sometime soon.

We were then reminded that there are only 7 weeks until daylight savings. Mountie went on to charge Dumb for not being able to meet her at Vic Park because he had a horse running, however, the horse is still running. Mountie then charged Bitchy as she was supposed to go to Tassie, but all flights to Launceston were cancelled but for some reason, there are still flights to Hobart???

Next Week’s Run – Monday 16 August 2021, Hare: SOS – Location: TBA