Ballarat HHH Run #2008, CoVid #32, Zoom #34, Double Donuts Day 17
Hare: Donuts, from the end of the bitumen.
Theme: Donuts and pi.
Zoom Attendees: DNC, Mrs D, Spence, SS (and extraordinarily cute granddaughter), Nutcracker, NBCL, Bent Nose, BP, Donuts, Pauline, Lois, Fascinator, Num Num, Dumb and Dumber, (ex GM) SJ Green, Campaspee, Quick Dick, Head Hunter, Mountie, Fang.
The issue of gender identity was discussed, and, to be fair, being a clitty licker still leaves you with most options open*. The brazenly loving feed from Soldiers Hill left little to the imagination, and whether he was just cold, or dressed up as Danni Laidley, Hugh Hefner, Chewbacca, or the Abominable Snowman matters little, and good luck to the two of them.
DNC, zooming from elsewhere, seemed to have her nose out of joint for some reason.
Anyway, to Donuts.
40 runners ran the trail, Rowena was a new runner, with no welcomes back.
Significant numbers were astounding. And that does not include 17 (the number of cases in Adelaide, AND the number of double donut days in Victoria) nor 290 (Biden’s current electoral college voting number).
Wee Problem 22, NBCL 44, BP 1212 (the Jabberwocky number), and someone 575.
The date today has a digit sum of the square root of 169, as did Nuts, SS, and Spence, but more astounding………….
Nuts plus NBCL = 201, Dumb plus Num = 1850, and Bent plus BP = 2601
Spence was thanked for his mathematical virtuosity.
Bent Nose tried to rise to the mathematical challenge and commenced his screw with an attempt at the formula for a torus**. He fucked it up at the very basic level, confusing his donuts with his pi, his radius with his diameter, and was as befuddled as NBCL in the bedroom. The rest of the screw was downhill. He mentioned shiggy, and trees, and tracks and trees, paths and trees, but his heart wasn’t in it. Apparently, the DS was excellent.
25.14
S H I G G Y T R A I L (discordantly)
Charges began: “Don’t mention the Rugby”, and no one mentioned Collingwood.
QD had nothing.
Jitterbug with Mrs D missed the start of the trail, despite the run being “from the end of the bitumen on State Forest Rd”. I’m not sure which of “end”, or “bitumen,’ or “road” they didn’t understand. Teachers.
Mrs D noted that Mountie was less stressed tonight than during the week, Teflon was charged for being concerned as to the where abouts of his wife; Pauline and Lois were charged for their extended stay at the drink stop.
BF SJGreen charged herself – “The bitches got rid of me @ PMT Hash”. (Congratulations KFC). Donuts was charged for not attending PMT Hash. And Clitty Licker was charged for stealing a stubby holder from the drink stop. He didn’t look in the least concerned.
Does he have a moral compass??
A few attempts at jokes in the absence of Dim Wit made us long for his return.
Next weeks run could be on Monday night from Nuggetty Dam, with Pus Bucket as the hare and host. If so, most likely a bonfire and BBQ, please BYO glasses for down downs, and as always details to be confirmed later in the week.
*in LGBTQIA parlance, only the G is excluded from clitty licking, and LQGBTIA does not include most of the readers of this missive
**In geometry, a torus (plural tori) is a surface of revolution generated by revolving a circle in three-dimensional space about an axis that is coplanar with the circle. If the axis of revolution does not touch the circle, the surface has a ring shape (ie a donut shape) and is called a torus of revolution.
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