Run # 2006, COVID run # 30; Dr Death – Scottsburn
The Derby Day weekend was our first “Double Donuts” weekend since February. Still under the current “Third Step” restrictions, groups of less than 10 headed out to Dr Death’s farm at Scottsburn for a soggy and “shitty” run through the paddocks. Dr Death was on hand with his drinks cart and treated the willing participants to a true “Gourmet BBQ”.
Hash Zoom Circle # 32 was attended by Spence, S.S., Fop, Her Vag, Bent, BP, Teflon, GILF, Mountie, Pauline, Lois, DnC (at home for a change), Donuts, DimWit, Bitch Face, Nutsy (late), NBCL + young bucks, (DnC wasn’t invited) and Pus Bucket
DnC was busily writing down all the attendees, when asked why she just didn’t copy the blog she responded “I can’t be bothered reading through all Fop’s Bull Shit!”. She then went on to assure everyone that "Number 9 will win the Melb Cup, no idea what it’s called, it’ll just win”
Campaspee was asked if she’d had any encounters with snakes this weekend, “That’s a bit personal”
We reflected on the passing of Sean Connery and thought that our GM was Dr No GM; he says “No” to everything
There were then comments about Dr Death drinking champagne at 10am still going at 5pm, the fact that trail wasn’t fully set for the retirees, Mrs D was covered in shit, DnC lost her shoe, Lois was stampeded by cattle…. Bent (Screw) finally interjected and told everyone to stop stealing his thunder.
Our GM called for order and asked DnC for SniffyCunt runs:
Quick Dick – 141; Dumb – 1221; Nutsy - 155 (none were in attendance)
Spence chimed in with more:
Bent - 1387 13+87=100
Head hunter - 144 and Pauline – 288 were doubles of each other
Campaspee - 49 and Nummy - 625 were the digit sum of the square root of 169
Bent began his Screw – “¾ of my content has already spoken about, the OnOn was the only trail marked. Dr must only be an apprentice farmer as the grass was too long and he’d lost all his cattle. Whilst the trail was shitty the on after was terrific and Johnny Get Angry won the Derby". Final score was 55.586km/h (Johnny Get Angry’s average speed to win the Derby)
Stand in Sergeant, Lois Lane, took the floor are charges included:
Campaspee was charged as the high grass up to her knees made her worry about snakes (the same grass only went up to Pauline and Lois’ ankles)
Campaspee rebounded that the wet grass was actually up to her waist, Lois said “that’s the definition of a wet tickler”
Pauline charged Dr Death; when Dr Death handed him the spray paint can to remark some trail the can was still full
Mountie charged Spider for having low pants
Mountie charged DimWit; he went through all the shiggy so Mountie and Pebbles keep their shoes dry
DnC rebounded that she’d followed Mountie the next and still lost her shoe in the mud.
The Brokeback Mountain cowboys, Spartacus and Pus Bucket, slept in the same sleeping bag
Lois ask GILF what USA election colour are you? “Orange”
Dounts was charged for two “Double Donuts” Mondays in a row
Donuts commented that the “$64 Grandmaster wine” is worth more than the NZ GDP
Teflon acknowledged Pauline and Lois as Bledisloe Cup winners
Then Nusty (who arrived late) showed us a pic of a youthful NBCL
We all then had a drink in memory of Glider who would always organise our Melbourne Cup nights.
DimWit’s joke … What do you call angry Germans? … "SourKrauts"
… and… What’s the big brown and goes up and down? … "a Māori in an elevator"
Next week’s Hare is Head Hunter, venue is TBA.
As we have had 4 consecutive days of zero cases we are edging closer to “Last Step - coronavirus roadmap for reopening” that is triggered after 14 days consecutive days of zero cases. Under “Last Step” restrictions we will be able to have up to 50 people gather outdoors, this can be kept in mind when arranging upcoming runs.
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