Ballarat HHH Run 2007, Zoom #33, Covid #31
Hares Head Hunter and Quick Dick from the Fabulous East with fabulous weather and fabulous drink stops. We expect no less, but well done, youse two.
The pre formal bullshit centred on Biden=Harris, and Trump, and CoVid, Gassa, and, for some reason “mathematical numbers”. We do have to go with the lowest common denominator.
Zoom attendees included Spencer Hocking, DNC, Fang, Mrs D, Pauline, Lois, Mountie (and a very young SNAG), BP, Bent, Campaspee, Donuts, Rowdy, Num, Dumb, Dim Wit, Fannyscator, Nutcracker, NBCL, and The BF from the South.
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Remembrance Day approaches, and with the recent passing of Alistair Clarke (husband of Sorry), the Circle quietened, and heard Lois recite the Ballarat Hash ‘Ode to the Fallen’. Sadly numbers are increasing too quickly.
Midnight, Russel Up The Publican, Arso, Crunt, Heavy, Half a Bra, Big Balls, Pussy, Glider, and Alistair.
“We shall remember them. On On.”
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Significant Runs included Campaspee 50 (YAY), Nummy (the Mazda) 626, and Mrs D still not letting go, being the digit sum of the square root of 100 more than the number representing a consensual bilingual oral sex.
The same number appeared in the weekend quiz of the left wing State paper, and Half a Bar suggested it was the only question he answered correctly. Spencer Hocking visibly teared up, and confessed that IN 35 YEARS OF TEACHING, THIS WAS HIS MOST MEMORABLE BREAKTHROUGH.
Well done Spence!! Keep fighting the good fight.
The Screw commenced without a target, but that has never happened before, has it?
Bent Nose commenced the screw by saying the run started at the start; excellent marking from Russell Square, let down by less than excellent marking further in. All athletes crossed the photogenic bridge, then it was all down hill to the Eastern Banjo Frog, identified by app, who migrated all the way from Barkstead (“ where the Piggies squeal”). Trail then proceeded past the pub, which was too much of a temptation for some of the feminine tarts amongst us.
The Screw noted that there was a Rear Entry to the drink stop, and that the chickens had eventually been all safely locked away. Somehow the run needed a tree feller, so to be sure to be sure tree plus tree is the score.
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“Excellent”
S H I T T Y T R A I L
The Sergeant (also the Hare) condescended to log in towards the end of the screw. He then charged Fang for not finding his way out of the car park at the start of the run.
The “Blue Rinse Brigade” were charged with turning up early, then Fascinator for asking if the DS was open 2.5 hours after its published closing. It was open.
Mrs D, all ready to fill in for the Sergeant, had charges for the Mounting Queen, BF for letting her borders down, Fascinator for an excellent job as RA, and Pauline for the root he knew was coming tonight (happy birthday).
From the Run – well really, Miscellaneous – Fascinator charged QD for confusing his Zoom meetings, Nutsy caught Num and Dumb in Bunnings picking up a “bargain” pool cleaner, heavily discounted to $35, then $25 at the checkout, only to find it took 3 hours to assemble, and then failed to work.
DNC continues her chandelier classes, almost breaking through the ring of steel, but no closer to finishing. Then she was pushed into danger on the run by the GM:
“You go ahead, there might be snakes in the bush”
“There’s no bush there” (from Nutcracker, who may actually know)
“OK, scrub”
“Looks like it needs weed and feed” !?!
NEXT WEEK’S RUN: DONUTS from the end of the bitumen on State Forest Road. Should be FUCKING FANTASTIC.
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