We gathered as a Hash Community on the day of Glider’s funeral to commemorate his passing, and to celebrate his legacy, and to get our shirts off.
Sergeant Quick Dick gently encouraged all zoom attendees to join him, and, one by one, most complied in stripping off. After all, if Glider was not embarrassed by his body, what did we have to worry about? It was, in a typical Hash way, a fitting tribute to a man who has been a part of our lives for many, many years.
His funeral service included a montage and narration from us overseen by Spencer Hocking, and consensus was it was a most appropriate and generous tribute to a good Hash Man.
On On Glider.
Stay strong Exit, we will catch up soon.
Run 1998, Zoom #24, CoVid #22, Hare Dazed & Confused from the Bunch of Grapes in the fabulous South.
Zoom attendees included: Spence, Rowdy, SS, Criss Cross, Campaspe, Nuts and Nuts and Nuts, Pauline, Lois, GILF, Bent, BP, Fluid Movement, D&C, Mrs D, Num, Dumb, Mountie, SJGreen (Bitch Face), Quick Dick, Head Hunter, Fanny skater, Dimwit, and Normal (briefly).
Chat before the formalities centred on Glider’s passing. Mention was also made of missed birthdays – Criss Cross (last week), and Fang (last month).
GM Donuts quickly passed the baton to the Screw, Bent Nose, who claimed he was redundant, then managed to talk for 15 of our 40 minute allocation.
The screw began by quoting facebook, and we know how reliable facebook is, don’t we!
Great trail x 5
Very Enjoyable, Awesome, Sensational
Very well set
Where’s the fucking chalk?
But pedantry persisted. Pleasant St South was argued about, but south of Sturt St it was. He enjoyed the alleyways and laneways, described trail through Redan to Sebastopol, where Christmas decorations were commented upon, then waxed lyrical about the sewerage pipe marking the entrance to his childhood haunts of Mt Pleasant.
Trail was well set, weather brilliant, countryside beautiful, and Ballarat Bertie painted on the wall.
Despite being first on the run (Wednesday, if you don’t mind) he complained that trail took in all of his old haunts bar one …….. but that’s only because he missed it, trail was set appropriately by the magnificent Max.
Score : one
Response : “That’s the only one I’ll get from him”
“I’d rather sleep with BP!”
“but like her arrows, she goes both ways”
Old joke: Ray, “Am I the only one you’ve had?”
Max “Yes Ray. But I’ve had a couple of sixes and one glorious eight”
Moving right along. Significant runs to Ratz arze 22, GILF 323, Teflon 212, Fang 838, and BHD, a non-palindromic 1090 (but a digit sum of one)
Sergeant Quick Dick then held the floor and began with a Roman numeral quiz. Criss Cross answered 10 minutes later, to say it made no sense. He was correct.
Mrs D was charged for scratching her pussy (obviously from the 70s), D&C was charged for stalking the runners in her car (and she only did the trail 7 times on foot). Bent’s George Pell collection was noted to have an update.
Before the Run: Nummy charged Dummy for his blue beard, Mountie charged Bitch Face for the ball in her throat (not the first time, but she’s never gagged previously), Fascinator put Mountie on speakerphone because she MUST have rung for Her Fanny’s birthday, and D&C was charged for her hard core markings.
From the Run: Nutcracker for not knowing what direction was what. Normal for not wanting to boast, but then proceeding to explain every marathon in detail. Comment was made he looked more like a Russian shotputter than a marathon runner. D&C for losing her remote control, but BONUS, the guy came twice.
After the Run: Lois charged Spence for sending out the contact list last week, then asking for Pauline’s phone number.
We all sang “happy birthday’ to Fang, who looked nonplussed.
A few old Viagra/Niagra jokes were trotted out, then Lois announced that the latest Hash haberdashery was available from Spartacus. Despite the recent contact list, that was beyond some of us.
Next week’s Run is to be set by Bait and Normal from the corner of Lal Lal St and Main Road, in the fabulous South East/ Poverty Point / Mt Pleasant vicinity.
And, ON ON Glider.
“He tried to go to Heaven, but he went the other way”
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