Run 1999; COVID Run 23; Normal and MasterBait: Kambei Japanese Restaurant
Set in the “Sensational South East”, Bait and Normal’s trail took us on a journey via Elsworth St, Joseph St, Lal Lal St, Lake Esmond and the Butt St industrial estate. Those who partook on Friday and Sunday were treated to glorious Spring weather (cheers R.A), whereas those unfortunate enough to tackle trail on Saturday ended up very, very wet (26mm of rain). With the inch of rain having washed away trail, a thoughtful member of our Hash community decided to mark their own OnOn… in the opposite direction to true trail and confusing a few of our early Sunday morning participants.
Zoom Circle # 25 was attended by: Spencer, Fop, Her Vag, SS, Bent, BP, NBCL, Nutcracker, Mrs D, Campaspee, DnC, Pebbles (who left early to watch the Pies), Dumb, Num, Bitch Face, Rowdy, Mountie, Fang, Donuts, Lois Lane, Pauline, Cris Cros, Fascinator, DimWit (late) and an upside down Normal (see pic)
Once again early conversation cantered on who had and hadn’t messaged DnC after completing the run. Those who said that they don’t have DnC’s phone number were told that her number is found almost anywhere in Ballarat everywhere, just like her remote and her credit card.
There was plenty of chat about the Ab-Normal view of Normal, upside down and in the dark. There were initial suggestions that he was in the Batcave and some even suggested that his shadowy face floating in the dark looked like Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody (see pic)
At 19:10 Donuts welcomed us to run 1999.. SniffyCunt runs: Mrs D 636 (or was it 626??), DnC 202 (Just like the Holden motor), Dim Wit 111 (still waiting to get “one”), Masterbait 1450
Even though there was only one Hare in attendance Bent began his Screw, and after 15 seconds was abruptly interrupted by Rowdy shouting “Collingwood’s kicked a goal! De Goey!”
Decorum was called for and Bent began again; Thursday was shorts weather and Bent set off to do the trail, but alas, trail wasn’t set until Friday afternoon. Subsequently Bent had to do the trail on Saturday, and to say it was bloody cold and wet was an understatement. The marking of trail was beautiful and included three different types of trail (see pic). The massive flowering rhododendron bush added points, as did Lake Esmond and its resident “Frankenduck”. In all a “Beautiful run”, however, being that it was not available earlier it scored the difference between Saturdays barometric pressure reading (980 hPa) and Thursday’s barometric pressure (1012 hPa) = -32hPa
At the conclusion of the screw Normal decided to turn on the light so we could see him, leading to the charge that he likes to get screwed in the dark.
Normal the charged whoever it was that changed the OnOn… Fang owned up
Mrs D said that no one paid attention to her PSA about the fake OnOn – most people heard her say “Penis” instead of “PSA” – and SS thought he’d need a prostate exam to have his PSA done.
Num charged Spencer, Dumb and Pebbles because they didn’t believe that she had found the true trail
Spencer told Fang to get off his drugs (were they the blue tablets?)
Mountie charged Normal for the mural of man with donuts sunglasses
Lois charged Normal for the owners of the restaurant cracking the shits and washing off the chalk names
Mountie charged DnC as a Holden 202 is just a bored out 186. (time for a resleeve??)
Cris Cross charged DnC as a Tour de France rider was described as “Dazed and Confused”
Lois charged BP and Dumb as wearing the Tour’s yellow jerseys (see pic)
Spencer asked Rowdy to update the footy score (Pies were down 7 – 19)
Mrs D charged Dumb for growing a Santa beard (if only he had more length)
Dim Wit had 2 jokes: “what do you call a caveman’s fart? (a blast from the past)” and “what do you call an espresso with a cold? (a cough-ee)”
BitchFace also had a joke “Father says to his son ‘Stop masturbating or you’ll end up going blind. Son replies ‘I’m over here Dad’”
Next week’s is run 2000, set by Dim Wit from 118 Remembrance Drive, it’ll be ready to go Friday 12pm
PMT are also inviting everyone to their run at 11am Sunday from the Koala Park (no Koalas but lots of Beavers)
New restrictions allow up to 10 people can do the run together.
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