Run 1972 Hare Teflon with GILF, from their place in Invermay.
A BUSH RUN !!! And a bloody good one.
The crowd gathered relatively early in anticipation of trail set through the Creswick State Forest, and after a stand up routine which fell as flat as recent Holden car sales, Fuckinator asked Teflon to explain the run. "Set Wagga Style", was the reply, with the explanation that nothing was as it seemed. Markings consisted of X and 0 at the end of a morse code of dots and dashes. Shafted wrote it all down on his hand so as to not confuse himself, and Teflon was most helpful in telling people where to go anyway, and the packs got home, so it must have worked. Rather than describe the run, I will replicate the code as far as the first hold check.
. . - - - - / - . . . . X - - . . . \ - - . . . 0
What it does not describe are the hills, the winding single tracks, the undulating terrain, the eucalypts, the water courses, the dappled sunlight shining through the leaves, the banter amongst runners, Teflon's glee when Mountie went the wrong way THREE times, and the fucking big hill right towards the end. Quartz seams intersecting in their N/S and E/W orientation, a yellow glove, wallabies, dog turds and a pack that stayed together until the run in home were all highlights.
Welcome back to Donuts, Head Hunter, D & C, and Fang.
And then there was the screw. Shafted mentioned in passing Kimel (a tok show hoss apparently?), his new found colour co ordinated yellow right glove, GOLD Country, then mentioned that he'd googled Teflon.
PolyTetraFluoroEthylene was the answer, and the song title.
"PolyTetraFluoroEthylene - Teflon's chemical equation
They say nothing sticks to him except GILFY with elation
Even when she grinds on him she don't get no abrasion
PolyTetraFluoroEthylene his chemical equation
Dumb's little diddle is in Num's middle eye
Dumb's little diddle is in Num's middle eye
Dumb's little diddle is in Num's middle eye
In Wagga and too shy to speak when he was just a lad
GILFY gave his knob a tweak and thought that wasn't bad
Then with her red lipstick on she kissed him on the prong
But when she went to wipe it off it was already goneI
PolyTetraFluoroEthylene - Teflon's chemical equation
They say nothing sticks to him except GILFY 's clam in humble supplication
and when they reach their climax both it sounds just so amazing
PolyTetraFluoroEthylene his chemical equation
Dumb's little diddle is in Num's middle eye
Dumb's little diddle is in Num's middle eye
Dumb's little diddle is in Num's middle eye"
Mountie then made a good fist of following the song. 1972, the longest year on record (not counting Fuckinator's rule) -SS-, EG Whitlam - left leaning Hashers- , Watergate -Plucka- , The Joy of Sex -The Bill, Pebbles, Donuts-, smoking is a Health Hazard, - Nutcracker, Nummy-, "secret fagging" - Normal - , That Yuri Guy eating his teammates.
Highlights from before the run; Bent Nose, the engineer whose lawn mower would't start, Rear Entry - " a small penis isn't so bad", Sillic had multiple charges alluding to his body shape and eating habits, which led into Fuckin' ate 'er telling a politically incorrect baby joke, which led to the three dogs talking in the Vets. "No, I'm here for a pedicure".
Bait showed off his general knowledge, asking of The Lord of the Rings, "where's Piggy?"
A couple of Black Kettle award nominations were mentioned, then dinner was served. Chicken and salad in generous quantities were washed down with whatever we wanted. Well done, hosts.
Next week Mountie will set another BUSH RUN from Cosgrove Reservoir, at the intersection of the Creswick Dean Road with the Melbourne Road.
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