14 October, 2019. Pink Tie Night Bus Trip.
Lots of foreplay, no climax but a happy ending.
The Ballarat HHH met as instructed at the North Britain Hotel, dressed in Pink tie or equivalent at 6 30 pm for pre-lube drinks. All of the chatter was about the "C" word, our destination, and some outlandish statements were made, and possibly regretted, prior to the GM even making an appearance. He arrived fashionably late, and instructed us to get on the bus, just as Dumb had paid for a fresh beer.
Suck it up, Headen.
Avoca Bus Lines supplied a very comfortable coach, with a happy driver who actually got paid this time around. A couple of well stocked eskies heightened mood and expectation as the Hash followed Spencer's lead and slowly got pissed.
A convoluted trip out to Creswick followed, with an open tab at the Farmer's Arms which soon encouraged pints of Guinness and other shenanigans, only heightening expectations for the evening ahead. At this time Plucka, who was in control of the money tin, became uncontrollably excited by the similarity between Big Fucker Pauline's dress spectacles, and a set of Venetian blinds. Whatever turns you on, Plucka...
Back on the bus for a 30 second trip to the drink stop for the Circle. Fascinator got us off to his usual seamless start by welcoming our "visitors from Germany", Calapso and Fanny Chill. Head Hunter was charged as well because "she made us come". Don't you doubt it.
Quick Dick led the "Get a Life" down down song..
Bat Girl , Pebbles and Rowdy were charged for their secret training the day before, running the marathon, BF for her marathon drinking, and as as one doctor drinks, etc "20 toes"
Shafted got up to screw the run, and announced there was nothing to screw, 'just like at home'. He noted the absence of Her Fanny, and let Fascinator know he could help out if there was any issue. SHITTY TRAIL
An IRONICAL charge to the best dressed couple, Half a Bar and Bar Licka. No, No, No, Bad ,Bad, Bad...
Best dressed individual award tp BF Pauline, and to Lois because behind every Big Man is a Bigger Woman. Sergeant Mountie accused Plucka of dressing up but neglecting the pink, at which stage Plucka got all excited about "Bob peering through the venetian blinds". Wrong Bob, Plucka. (20 toes)
Her Vag was charged "You seem to know everything", Bitch Face for trying to have sex with Pus Bucket all weekend, and Snag charged for resisting. (Oh, the wiggle of her arse... )
Normal got a gong for his very respectable and distinguished outfit, and D&C for going to the trouble of actually wearing nickers (thank goodness) U G L Y
Our overseas guests were the literally gifted the shirt off Tommy's back, and managed to both fit in together. It seemed as though Calapso put it on back to front, then put it in back to front... (Give us an AAA......)
All that excitement had the crowd humming for the bus trip to the final destination, the old Canberra Hotel, not 199 m from the North Britain. A little Hash money across the bar, nice roast chicken or roast beef dinners, flowing red wine, and then.......
D&D won a wager regarding the destination and left the venue prematurely for a happy ending. Nummy nearly choked.
Next week, The Doctor Death from the Den at the City Oval.
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