30 - 9 - '19                  Run 1951                    Learmonth

The Clayton's BAD HEAD JOB Run from The Stag.
30+ showed up, most with bra on, or in hand, for the local 
McGrath Foundation effort. Obviously MASTABAIT was still
out of town - NORMAL becomes one's new very best friend,
looking for a lift !!
FASCINATOR welcomed Samoa Hash visitors, NOM NOM &
PEEPING CLAM, & a welcome back for run #3 - Shazza.
The BHD Corporation had been busy with other contracts, &
had to sub-contract out the "run setting", & everyone knows
what can happen when you involve subbies, but the 
Drink-stop was well taken care of !!
The Super Athletes headed off behind stand-in Hare 
FASCINATOR, walkers as well, leaving the bar flys behind
to stay refreshed. 
Very chilly at the Drink-stop, at the 'usual' Learmonth U-tunda,
with the Carlton Draught, chips & lollies.
Back at the Circle, SHAFTED had the customary interrogation
on (this time Shazza). Who made you cum & how? It was FOP.
What's your favourite position? Wing defence.
Next, a welcome drink for NOM NOM & PEEPING CLAM, & as 
all NOM's drink ..... you too NUMMY.
              (There's a game called 20 toes ................ ),
DUMBER's cousin Anne & George were next.
                           (They're stupid ............ ),
FASCINATOR called out GLIDER as the best "bra wearer", & he
did a circuit of the bar, while all the bras were thrown into
the Circle.
                        (Do your tits hang low ......... ),
FASCINATOR & BHD then took a drink as the combined Hares.
SHAFFY had NOM & PEEPING out , as they "didn't pay the 
whore", but how much did Samoa?"
                       (Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ........... ),
Sergeant MOUNTIE said, "Great year 1951", for Orphan Annie,
George & NORMAL & real Birthday Girls came next - EXIT &
HEAD HUNTER. 
                        (Hashy Birthday f*ck you ........... ),
BITCHFACE had a drink for the "Toby Greene Father" saga, &
another from MRS D, for the reply at 2pm Sunday, to the 
unanswered Saturday call at 6pm.
SHAFTED charged PLUCKA for THE BILL's bra with the peg 
marks, then MRS D to DONUTS for the enormous bra that 
would take 2 human heads.
                   (Thank God she's finally shut up .......... ),
NOM NOM had a drink for coming to visit, & as all NUM's drink,
............. NUMMY?
                   (He's the meanest .............. ),
MRS D charged Shazza for wanting to pick a Hash Name for 
herself, then the Samoans for not being here last week. That's
NOM, PEEPING .... & all Nom's, NUMMY, & you weren't here 
last week PEBBLES.
                    (Build a bonfire ................... ),
NUM, DUMB & PAULINE .... & all NUMs NOM, took a charge 
for not swilling enough at the weekend.
                    (Oh, the wiggle of her arse ............. ),
FOP charged MOUNTIE for her bra size tnite, but DONUTS 
checked with the open hand & thought there might need to be 
more study done.
                          (She's alright ............... ),
NOM NOM gifted an Apia Hash shirt to FASCINATOR, then
SPENCER HOCKING happily made PEBBLES remove his
shirt (PEBBLES not happy Jan !!), to return favour to 
NOM NOM, so now PEBBLES, where's your Hash gear?
Have a drink.
Next week's Run - 1952 - Hare ROWDY, Daylight Savings.
On on Nuggety dam.

Presentable Pub Meals at The Stag, with sides of veg & salad.
SILIC was in twice (or was that thrice?). Tasty cherry ripe
Birthday Cake was spread round to celebrate EXIT &
HEAD HUNTER's big day.