Run # 2115, 24 October 2022.
Bad Hair Day from The Bandstand
It’s time… for anyone to do the screw.
Tommy Half a Bar who arrived late and came halfway through the circle? Sure. Fuck it. He’s screwing the run. He thought it was the best run ever. He went to Bunnings aisle 1 to get some potting mix. Then he asked a girl where the potting mix was. She told him where to go. But he didn’t go there, he went to the batteries and plugs, where he grabbed 3 batteries. And then he came to the circle and thought it was the best run ever *This was not a joke. This was actually said in the circle. Pusbucket then told everyone of how Tommy Half a Bar was a protégé from Morrison’s, when he was born, he was the youngest baby ever. Pusbucket then explained that the walkers had been harassing the barflies who were at the George… but not Big Dog who completely ignored them. Pusbucket finished by adding his own two cents to the screw, Bad Hair Day had effectively improvised, adapted and overcame. (Shitty Trail)
Rowdy was the next charged for having an alcohol free day Sunday, right after he gave everyone a free alcohol day on Saturday. (Hashy Birthday)
Snag closed out by asking Rear Entry what sex position makes the ugliest babies. He then told Rear Entry to ask his mother. (U.G.L.Y)
Spencer Hocking then started the changes by charging everyone who had a birthday that week. Boner, Rowdy, and Rowdy’s relative Criss Cross. This then saw Mrs Dickhead charged for her birthday, despite being charged last week for her birthday. Then they would love to have a beer with Duncan cause it was his birthday. Fascinator has a birthday so he’s out the front to. Bent Nose said he has a birthday next year, but Fascinator reminded him “not yet you don’t”. (They outta be)
Rowdy was charged because DnC was pissed from Saturday she wasn’t acknowledged for driving Rowdy to Hash every week for 3 years. Tommy was also out the front because no one at the party believed he roots sheep. (Finnish drinking song)
A little belated, but RA Nutcracker was recognised for her miracle of stopping the rain for exactly the duration of the run. Her second miracle was the quantity of alcohol she drank on the weekend. Speaking of free beer, Rear Entry was charged for chipping his beer glass at the pub and getting a free beer. Immaculate Conception then pointed out that there’s only two reasons to go to the George; to pick up MILFs and to see creepy old men. Wonder which one the barflies were? (B.I.M.B.O)
It was contended that the greatest ever game of cricket was played the previous weekend, but Pusbucket and Spartacus came out the front because all those commentators have clearly never seen the Hash cricket. Mrs Dickhead then charged Precious for driving her… who passed his beer back to her cause he was driving. Immaculate was also charged for making a powerful enemy of the barflies. (A soul)
Spence himself was charged for a mistake he made earlier. DnC wasn’t pissed at Rowdy on Saturday, she was just pissed. Spence asked for Big Dog to take him away. When BP questioned why the Choir Master wasn’t asked to take us away, she was charged for questioning the Sergeant. (Thew wiggle of her ass *whisper*)
Lois Lane was disappointed that she had bought a sanitary pad to halt the flow of the Campaspe. Lord knows how old the pad was. Bad Hair Day was also applauded for putting a toilet in his run. (Mrs Murphy)
In an athletic feat that needed to be acknowledged, Shafted got a little way through the run before realising he had left his keys in the back seat of his car. He ran back, grabbed the keys and then completed the run with everyone else. Tommy then charged Pennyfarthing for almost running her over, only for a rebound when it was determined that Tommy’s car is idiot proof when it comes to running people over. (You’re stupid)
Boner was then commended for walking to the George with the barflies, a superhuman effort for him. There was then a visual gag about a Penny Farthing. (His one skin)
Next weeks run has been welcome documented in a two part series by Rowdy on the Facebook page.
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