Scribe: Precious
Run # 2117, 7 November 2022.
Pink Bits from the Eastern Oval
Pink Bits from the Eastern Oval
It’s time… for sport discussion.
At the Eastern Oval, we find ourselves with a lot of scribing to do. But when compared to the previous week, they both average out to a normal quantity of scribing for a fortnight.
The sports talk began with commemorating W. Grace and the WBBL that had occurred at the ground. But this was not enough for Pusbucket. He needed discuss some “contemporary” history. This contemporary “history” began with the Indigenous tour of England in 1868 which culminated in a game being played in Australia at the Eastern Oval. In slightly more “contemporary” history, Pusbucket went back to 1975, where he detailed a fighting loss. This loss came courtesy of Spencer Hocking and Mr Kevin “FOP Sr” Kelly, in which an outbounds on the full caused a loss that Spence is still reeling from to this day. Pusbucket, now 20 minutes in, hit us with the “long story short”. He then told the tale of Damien Ryan, who entered a long throwing competition. “Long story short” he beat everyone on the first thrown and then went on to beat England. But Damien Ryan isn’t here, so Pusbucket will do. (What a wank)
Welcomes backs to Randalf, SS, Normal, Fanf, Her Vaj and Seth. (Get a life)
Campaspe then took to the front to screw the run. She described it going up, down, through shiggy, through streets, and having a bit of everything, including trail under cars. It was decided that the trail either looked like dragon, or a camel with a toe. (Shitty trail)
Quick Dick lead the sergeanting, even though his glory days were at another oval somewhere else. It was noted at first that Spence is best known in the east for times he took many a young boy under his wing. Spence was heard to remark “you had to be there”. Another highlight of the run that the screw missed was the coffin-esque esky, which QD thought have been left over from Tommy Half a Bar’s Halloween attire. Pauline was then heard to retort that it couldn’t have been Tommy’s because “there was ice in it”. (Get back in the kitchen)
QD then charged Fang for spending 25 minutes looking through the book, which cause QD to be late to leave for the run, only for QD to return and see Fang still looking through the book. This prompted Spence, who assured us he does not want to do this, to talk about significant runs. This included a threesome of significant runs including Nutcracker, Nut Bush Clitty Licker and DnC, as well as Mrs Dickhead, all of whom had palindromic runs. (Get a life)
Called out the front next was the horse racing brains trust of Hash, Shafted and Tommy Half a Brain-Trust, who convinced hash to sell 3 of their 5 horses, including selling the one that came for the second for the one that came second last. Still not as bad as Bait, who bought 14 and didn’t place at all. With the 3 Stooges of racing out the front, time to take them away. (You’re stupid)
The GM was then charged by Shafted for his hypocrisy, having stated last week not to make a joke more than 3 lines, only to speak for 25 minutes this week. Immaculate Conception then gave a warning to Shafted that charging the GM makes a powerful enemy. Shafter retorted “for 3 months”. (Why was he born so beautiful)
Spence then gave a PSA for Mitiamo and showed his age by saying AFT, “Analogy Funds Transfer”, instead of EFT. Mrs D then charged IC and Pinkbits for the comically large Esky only for IC to rebound that if she had have offered the Esky other Esky’s he would have taken them. (Mrs Murphy)
Mrs D drank her drink before surmising that Spence may have been in cahoots with the grog master because the drinks smelt cordial used to attract young boys. Lois Lane then asked why no Australian’s had spoken about the cricket, only to be rebounded that it had all been washed out. Criss Cross then said he had a charge, which was more similar to an ad for wine through Jacks Wine. QD then mentioned the (then) upcoming Blood Moon, only for it be said that Pink Bits has a blood moon. (Cheap wine)
Teflon then gave an ad for Melbourne Bike Hash,
which has a date clash with Mountie’s ad for the Ladies Hash AGM. Pink Bits was charged because after the blood moon charge, she heard to complain about “it” being “all head”. IC then came out with a charge for all the ads, stating it’s hash “not a public message board”. Nutcracker told IC “fuck you” to which he responded “if you want”. (She’s the meanest)
Pusbucket then informed hash about the great sporting arena we were at, but stated that it’s greatest flaw was that it pumped money into the Northern Oval. He equated playing in the north to play on the moon, because there’s no fucking atmosphere. FOP added to the fun facts, stating that the Eastern Oval is oldest ground in the region and in 1872 England played the locals. He added that a painting exists of the game and, if you look closely, you can see a young SS fielding in slips. IC was charged for training at the ground and deciding, in lieu of his own clothes, to wear Pink Bit’s skins. (Golden Point)
IC the epitomised quality over quantity on his 5thcharge, to which he was told to fuck off. He continued anyway and FOP was charged for stating he is proud of the club, but it was noted that he wasn’t the first J. Kelly to end up on the honour boards. Boner was charged for going on his own little walk, a brave and herculean effort on his behalf. IC was on his 6th charge and he charged Mrs D for stating in the car that he and Pink Bits had done “something” “100 times”. (Give us an aye)
Next weeks run is the Leagues Club. Can Tommy repeat history and have Hash banned again.
At the Eastern Oval, we find ourselves with a lot of scribing to do. But when compared to the previous week, they both average out to a normal quantity of scribing for a fortnight.
The sports talk began with commemorating W. Grace and the WBBL that had occurred at the ground. But this was not enough for Pusbucket. He needed discuss some “contemporary” history. This contemporary “history” began with the Indigenous tour of England in 1868 which culminated in a game being played in Australia at the Eastern Oval. In slightly more “contemporary” history, Pusbucket went back to 1975, where he detailed a fighting loss. This loss came courtesy of Spencer Hocking and Mr Kevin “FOP Sr” Kelly, in which an outbounds on the full caused a loss that Spence is still reeling from to this day. Pusbucket, now 20 minutes in, hit us with the “long story short”. He then told the tale of Damien Ryan, who entered a long throwing competition. “Long story short” he beat everyone on the first thrown and then went on to beat England. But Damien Ryan isn’t here, so Pusbucket will do. (What a wank)
Welcomes backs to Randalf, SS, Normal, Fanf, Her Vaj and Seth. (Get a life)
Campaspe then took to the front to screw the run. She described it going up, down, through shiggy, through streets, and having a bit of everything, including trail under cars. It was decided that the trail either looked like dragon, or a camel with a toe. (Shitty trail)
Quick Dick lead the sergeanting, even though his glory days were at another oval somewhere else. It was noted at first that Spence is best known in the east for times he took many a young boy under his wing. Spence was heard to remark “you had to be there”. Another highlight of the run that the screw missed was the coffin-esque esky, which QD thought have been left over from Tommy Half a Bar’s Halloween attire. Pauline was then heard to retort that it couldn’t have been Tommy’s because “there was ice in it”. (Get back in the kitchen)
QD then charged Fang for spending 25 minutes looking through the book, which cause QD to be late to leave for the run, only for QD to return and see Fang still looking through the book. This prompted Spence, who assured us he does not want to do this, to talk about significant runs. This included a threesome of significant runs including Nutcracker, Nut Bush Clitty Licker and DnC, as well as Mrs Dickhead, all of whom had palindromic runs. (Get a life)
Called out the front next was the horse racing brains trust of Hash, Shafted and Tommy Half a Brain-Trust, who convinced hash to sell 3 of their 5 horses, including selling the one that came for the second for the one that came second last. Still not as bad as Bait, who bought 14 and didn’t place at all. With the 3 Stooges of racing out the front, time to take them away. (You’re stupid)
The GM was then charged by Shafted for his hypocrisy, having stated last week not to make a joke more than 3 lines, only to speak for 25 minutes this week. Immaculate Conception then gave a warning to Shafted that charging the GM makes a powerful enemy. Shafter retorted “for 3 months”. (Why was he born so beautiful)
Spence then gave a PSA for Mitiamo and showed his age by saying AFT, “Analogy Funds Transfer”, instead of EFT. Mrs D then charged IC and Pinkbits for the comically large Esky only for IC to rebound that if she had have offered the Esky other Esky’s he would have taken them. (Mrs Murphy)
Mrs D drank her drink before surmising that Spence may have been in cahoots with the grog master because the drinks smelt cordial used to attract young boys. Lois Lane then asked why no Australian’s had spoken about the cricket, only to be rebounded that it had all been washed out. Criss Cross then said he had a charge, which was more similar to an ad for wine through Jacks Wine. QD then mentioned the (then) upcoming Blood Moon, only for it be said that Pink Bits has a blood moon. (Cheap wine)
Teflon then gave an ad for Melbourne Bike Hash,
which has a date clash with Mountie’s ad for the Ladies Hash AGM. Pink Bits was charged because after the blood moon charge, she heard to complain about “it” being “all head”. IC then came out with a charge for all the ads, stating it’s hash “not a public message board”. Nutcracker told IC “fuck you” to which he responded “if you want”. (She’s the meanest)
Pusbucket then informed hash about the great sporting arena we were at, but stated that it’s greatest flaw was that it pumped money into the Northern Oval. He equated playing in the north to play on the moon, because there’s no fucking atmosphere. FOP added to the fun facts, stating that the Eastern Oval is oldest ground in the region and in 1872 England played the locals. He added that a painting exists of the game and, if you look closely, you can see a young SS fielding in slips. IC was charged for training at the ground and deciding, in lieu of his own clothes, to wear Pink Bit’s skins. (Golden Point)
IC the epitomised quality over quantity on his 5thcharge, to which he was told to fuck off. He continued anyway and FOP was charged for stating he is proud of the club, but it was noted that he wasn’t the first J. Kelly to end up on the honour boards. Boner was charged for going on his own little walk, a brave and herculean effort on his behalf. IC was on his 6th charge and he charged Mrs D for stating in the car that he and Pink Bits had done “something” “100 times”. (Give us an aye)
Next weeks run is the Leagues Club. Can Tommy repeat history and have Hash banned again.
