Ballarat HHH Run 1991, Corona #15, Zoom #17, Monday July 20,2020.
Hares GILF and Teflon.
Important Facts. Drambuie exists. Mountie survived her weekend. Dimwit fell asleep at the Zoom, Bent Nose is on a Promise (note the capital). Teflon and GILF have another "Shit Hot Run" nomination.
Teflon and GILF set a wonderful Run, enjoyed by all, IN THE BUSH. One advantage of the Corona is that we are no longer limited by sunlight with our trail settings, and Spence has leapt with alacrity onto the bandwagon for next weeks' adventure.
Zoom attendees: Spence, Nuts Bush and Cracker, Pauline and Lois, Rowdy, Campaspee, Bent & BP, SS, Dimwit, D & C, Num & Dum, Quick Dick, Normal, Drambuie, Mountie, Fuckin ate 'er, FANG.
We also have a new entry in the post; Apologies !! WTF ??
FLOP, Her Vag, Teflon, and 80 others.
Welcomes Back I will accept. Drambuie, also Dimwit.
During the chit chat waiting for late comers, Lois mentioned she would like confirmation of sizes. D&D relied , quick as a flash, "8 inches", only to be deflated when Drambuie logged on. Everything is relative, Headen. Lois also mention a sniffy c*nt birthday (? literally) with BP 69, only to find she is a year out. So Bent gets the 68 ("Give me a head job and I'll owe you one"). No wonder he was smiling.
He continued to smile throughout the screw, initially hareless until GILF logged in. Cold, Freezing, ambient temperature matched his initial score at 1.8. After that things improved. Up Alkera, right into the bush before wandering across the road below the water towers, then on on towards the Nerrina tip. From there things apparently become "pleasanter".
More pleasant, please, pedant.
Plenty of shiggy and hills resulted in the perfect Hash trail. Plusses included the Moroccan Sweet Potato Soup at the drink stop, negatives the motorcyclists channelling Do Nuts and Drambuie.
Overall score (-) 98.8 decibels.
Dimwit was woken up to take her away. "Where do I take her?" was answered with SHITTY TRAIL.
Spence then took over in the absence of any other leadership.
SNIFFY Runs: 919 Lois, 11 Just Cum, 415 Flop, 127 QD, 271 Plucka, 316 GILF.
Bent thought they all added up to a digit sum of 9. I think he retired at just the right time.
Further SNIFFYs, Mountie 1260, Her Vag 160, Nut Cracker 140, Head Hunter 130, Wee Problem 10 (and yes, the all end in "0")
At last the Sergeant, Quick Dick, got to have a go. Mountie's weekend of hedonism, debauchery, and chundering was mentioned. Her swimming in puddles was not acknowledged.
D&D was charged for admitting to feeding the chooks for the last 15 years.
From the Run: Lois charged Teflon for trying to kill the pack at the Alkera Rd crossing, Mountie accused Nutcracker of photobombing, and orchestrating, all of the Clitty Licker's facebook posts. Dumb mentioned he was in the habit of falling asleep after arriving home from work. He had to be reminded that he hasn't worked for a number of years......
Next weeks Run is Christmas in July, Fancy Dress Christmas theme mandatory, Set by Spence in the Mt Clear Bush. Details to follow.
After a quick "Hash Gear Check", failed by SS, Campaspee, and Dumb, Nutcracker was commended for her post coital glow, post birthday. Trust you had a good one, Clitty Licker !
To finish, SS gave an update on Glider; "Doing well", recently visited from interstate by family, finished his latest chemo, and the recipient of a new bed and chair, both most comfortable.
Our thoughts remain with you, Kevin.
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