Run 1968, The BF Run, hare Precious from the Market Hotel, Australia Day Long Weekend.
Precious wanted a BF run (Best Fuckin' Run EVER). He was sooo excited about the run and the theme, he didn't shut up for 2 hours.
Fascinator wanted to avoid a BF run (Big Fuckup) so he abandoned Ballarat entirely.
BF #1, BF #2, BF #3, and BF#4 were all present before and after the run, but BF#2 went missing in the middle, ambushed by the BFs (Bar Flies). The BFBF (Big Fat Bar Fly) was noted for failing to walk through a closed door this time around.
BF #1 wore a Peru Football Federation top the the Aussie Day Run, BF#2 missed her own farewell, BF #3 appeared out of Butt Fuck nowhere at the drink stop and didn't let Precious out of her clutches for the rest of the evening, and BF Pauline was welcome back from his 2 month sabbatical, and joined in enthusiastically. All four BFs then sat in a row for their dinners. It was almost cute.
A good crowd gathered in the Bar of the Market Hotel, and waited, and waited, and waited for someone to take charge. Eventually Nummy called us to attention and Precious led us on our merry way. Initially 11 athletes ran; ended up with the Fab Four and Precious running into the drink stop.
What Beatles album was released in 1968, what was the name of Bob Dylan's backing band in 1968, who won Australia top 100 countdown this year, who won it in 2012. What was the relevance of the Aldi Halt, why did trail go some way, but not all the way to the medical centre. Plane Avenue, Terry White real estate, Carlton St were all relevant to the music theme, carefully crafted by the Hare, and mucked up by the short cutting runners. Twas a long and winding road.
The drink stop was a family affair, with Fop as proud of the varied beer supplied as Precious was of the trail. All watered, saw the pack winding back to the old fashioned Beer Garden at the pub, where Fop stood up as ring Master.
Welcome back to Lois, BF Pauline, BP, Beer Fuck, GILF, Glider, Exit, Immaculate Conception, Spencer Hocking, Butt Fuck, Dr Shazza, Clitterbug. "Get a Life...."
Rowdy screwed the run much as above, and finished with an unaccompanied version of 'I want to hold your hand'. Not a patch on Shafted. SHITTY TRAIL
Mountie was not a stand in.
1968. The Battle of Khe Sanh. Led Zeppelin released the album "Dazed and Confused"
Australia Day:Why do Aussies wear thongs? Need an IQ over 60 to tie shoe laces.
The difference between an Aussie wedding and a funeral? One less drunk at the funeral.
Exit charged Glider for running over kangaroos in his tow truck. BF Pauline charged Lois for getting a California splinter in her bum. At least she got some wood. Immaculate Conception celebrated his coming of age with a legal hash beer.
D&D, Normal and Spencer Hocking were charged for all causing earthquakes on their overseas travels.
After a few more charges, Normal announced details of transport to Glider's Axedale run. Bus leaving Reptile Gulch at 0845 hours SHARP on Sunday morning, $10 for the bus, $5 for the run, BYO drinks for the bus.
Next Mondays run was announced as the cricket run. The trail master thinks HE is setting a run from Miners Rest. I will let them sort it out between them.
Neither appears to be a BUSH RUN. More Shame. He has fucked up again even without attending.
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