13 - 1 - '20                 Run 1966           103 Cuthbert's Rd  

Herewith bar fly stand-in installment, in support of the 
continuing Rowdy sabbatical. Dumb(er) & Dumber and 
Num Num's Run from 'their' street.
The return of GM Fascinator, who appeared, at least early
on, to not fuck up. He welcomed virgin runner, (his most 
recent real estate 'duping', Hugh), Grant, then followed up 
with a long rant/chant to welcome back Hash Cash Plucka. 
Dumber talked about the run being marked in chalk & flour,
& there's a Drink-stop, but it's not here !! Turned out to be
at Shazza's.
Runners & walkers vacated, leaving 6 bar flys to chew over 
the cricket / football / horses fat - well, what else? Glider &
Exit joined in after they organised a tilt tray to transport the
"expired Vulva" back to Bendigo. The 'late' Shafted 
completed the team, decked out in his shiny Doc Martin
'new shoes'.
Assuming the usual well stocked Drink-stop, Squizzy's fruit
theme continued, this time with grapes & oranges.
At the Circle, stand-in Horn Shaffy called the reverence, &
asked virgin hare Grant, "who made you cum??" "It was the
GM, & it cost me half a mill" he said.     (Give us an A .... ).
Welcomes back to Fascinator, Normal, Plucka, Quickdick,
Head Hunter, Chris Cros, NBCL Poiter, Shazza, Exit,
Glider, & Silic.
Fascinator (may have fucked up), called out Pebbles for a
forgotten welcome back.
Someone called out "where's Glider?", "He's hidden behind
Silic", but then couldn't we all?
Dumb & Num were out together for a good 'screwing'. Trail
followed the streets, with no hills & a fruit theme at the 
Drink-stop. Chris Cros was lost, & Teflon had no idea, then
a few 'oohs & ahhs' when they heard that Head Hunter was
all hot & sweaty.                (Shitty trail .... ).
Sergeant Mountie led with the 'only' thing worth mentioning
about 1966 - St Kilda beat Collingwood, followed by a 
rousing "Oh when the Saints" - what key were you in Bent?
2nd best thing was Nutcracker being born, but a gentle nudge
later on, said that she had missed Big Dog. She went on to 
shout the 'old man' Pusbucket a drink for Decimal Currency
on Feb 14, The Bill for Long Tan, & Nutcracker, a tan for a 
long time. 
Bitchface, Pusbucket & Dr Death were next for losing their
Driver's license. 
     (Shaffy led the chorus - "Wait a minute Mr Policeman").
1966 - start of the 'Twist', but no-one wants to see this lot 
doing Nude Twister - Silic, Shafted, Fascinator, Normal
& Fang.             (Do your tits hang low .... ).
Normal charged Pebbles for 'still trying to understand 
Decimal Currency', & Grant had a drink for the pussy, kid's 
"Frozen" esky bag.
Grant was out again when Teflon thought "he'll go well
with Spencer Hocking".
Mountie charged Bitchface for getting kicked off the bus,
& the next bus, for saying fuck 5 times.
Mrs D had Grant out again for his "Frozen" bag, though 
he's got no kids.             (She's a harriette .... ).
Fascinator charged Mrs D for putting all the clothes on 
Gumtree, then Shaffy to 'Red T seller' Normal, for giving 
Bitchface 'one' when he wanted to !!   (What a wank .... ).
Old Dr Death had a drink for being too tired to stand at the 
Circle, so as 1 Dr drinks ....... Shazza & Quickdick.
Dumber & NBCL Poiter were next for their 'cool' haircuts.
                       (Fuck off ya cunts .... ).
Fascinator had Exit out for the car breaking down right 
outside of a mechanic, but Mrs D reminded them that it
was at Dumber's.
Last charge was Pebbles to Silic for his Elvis T shirt with
the body to match.

Next week's Run - 1967 - Hare Half a Bar from Morrison's.

Nummy had been 'stoving over a hot slave', to prepare 3
most enjoyable casseroles & rice, followed by a yummy 
trifle. All the empty plates & bowls were being returned to
the sink, while Silic was still draining the last of the 
casserole cookers.