Run 1958 Hare Donuts, from his place
A BUSH RUN !
A BUSH RUN !!
A BUSH RUN IS A GOOD RUN...
.... and Donuts delivered in spades. Perfect evening, interesting new trail, well stocked drink stop, good circle, BBQ meals, and a wonderful sunset with views of the stars wheeling across the darkening night sky set to the backdrop of Buninyong and Ballarat lights by night while a warming bonfire encouraged conversation and consumption.
13 runners ran a downhill clockwise loop through the Aussie bush, with a short walk/jog uphill to finish at the drink stop adjacent to the on on. All was well until Mountie asked where home was? Answer: 50 metres away where all those cars are parked. A short ride back to the Ranch saw the circle slowly commence.
Fascinator charged the returned runners, and the 1958 conceptions and deliveries (Num, Dumb, Teflon - Nummy Pus Bucket, Donuts) "Give me an AAA, Fuck off ya c*nts, You ought to be publicly pissed on".
Rowdy and D&D got a "smart arse " charge
Nummy screwed, said 1958 was a good year, then sang the Shafted sent song, to the tune of Freddy Mercury ("I love to ride my motor bike; I sometimes ride a Hash tart, too, and poke them with my spike") Dumb sang as well, seemed to be a slightly different song but his heart is in the right place.
Mountie fronted the circle to announce that Fascinator had fucked all her charges. Dr Shazza got an 'in the paper' charge.
Mountie then announced some very moving charges , embracing life in an extreme and holistic way, as only Hash can do well. NBCL could not attend as he was busy moving house, preparing the love shack after moving in with Nutcracker and a future full of happiness. Hearts melted. SS also had help moving into his new house, only to find his good, lifelong friend who assisted died suddenly the next day. Funeral this week.
After all that we descended into a series of frankly awful jokes. Where are you, Dimwit? Come back, we really miss you!
Glider went on with a Dr joke about nobs, Mountie a series of baker/donuts jokes, Bent with a better one about fading memory; "where did we eat last night, Rose?", followed up with a long winded German plane crash of a joke, to be outdone by Fascinator who retold one not worth retelling.
Dumb and Dumber rescued things by being himself and, firstly, losing his phone while on holidays, and trumping it by queuing for 6 hours in Japan to get a new one. Didn't last in the queue as he needed to leave to take a pee pee break. (Ya stupid, so fucking Dumb).
Next week the Troppo theme run from the Lake View, fancy troppo dress, hares D & C and Nutcracker.
Save the date:
02/02/2020, Glider Bendigo total palindromic date weekend.
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