11/11/2019 Run 1957, Remembrance Day Run from The House of Hugo. Hare SOS.
An enthusiastic crowd attended on time to the House of Hugo to view the little bugger before bedtime, to greet Tidy Twat, and to run with the Sovereign Hash.
After the oohing and aahing was done, GM Fascinator welcomed all and sundry, and then stated "just to confirm, I did fuck up". His statement was not disputed.
The run was a tidy circle along McCarthur, down Lake, crossing Drummond, across to the Gulch, then back to the traditional and well stocked, well iced drink stop in the primary school rubbish bin bay. After a brief moment of panic when both Glider and Squizzy played chicken with the cars we all relaxed into our beers before the short walk to home base for the evening's festivities.
Twiggy somehow got a mention as a welcome back, along with Precious, Donuts, Glider, BP, Lois Lane, Quick Dick, Plucka, Normal, Fang and others. In a week of monumental decisions, Mr Quick Dick and Head Hunter bought a house, SS built a house, and got a down down charge.
Shafted fronted the circle to announce the distribution of earnings from last week. No money was seen changing hands, so he must have access to the BSB numbers to half the hash.
The screw lamented the absence of a pre-lube, and of Tidy Twat from the run, commended the waterproofing* (*Tidy) of the run, and said SOS had no idea. The song was a version of "Simple Simon Says" which invoked a game of Tidy Twister complete with actions. SHITTY TRAIL
1957. Mountie and Maxine (D&C) born (Oh, the wiggle of her arse...) Elvis bought Graceland (as Dr Death bought La La Land), and as one Dr drinks......
Suzies Canal was opened again.
On the 11th of November:
Eureka Rebellion (SS and Glider old enough to remember)
(Uncle) Ned Kelly (FOP and Precious)
Kerr's Cur , and the run was from Kerr's House (Tidy Tiling)
Remembrance Day - fallen comrades: Big Balls, Crunt, Heavy, Half a Bra, Arso, Russell up the Publican.
Remembrance Day - Returned servicemen: Dr Death, Half a Bar, BHD, the Bill, Spartacus, Lois Lane, Plucka
and so it went on until too many sausages were cooked, shirts for the troppo night were ordered, and the red wine was cracked.
Thanks to the Tidy Team for their hospitality.
Next week a
*****BUSH RUN*****,
Hare Donuts, set from the end of State Forest Rd, on after at his house in Post Office Rd.
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