3 - 12 - '18     Run 1908    Brown Hill Pub

SQUIZZY's return for a run from 'The Brown' (& another 
chance for SHAFFY to rush in as we leave). 
SQUIZZY told us that it took him 3 hrs to walk it, it's marked
in chalk & daubs of flour, walkers see NORMAL, the On On's
out the front & go North, to which we went directly South.
It wasn't long before we were up & down the goat tracks by
the Freeway, & then into the bush. The icy-pole stop saw 
walkers & runners re-group, before taking the track by the 
creek & back to the mid beer Drink-stop (that wasn't stolen!).
Back at the Circle, PEBBLES welcomed visitors 
DOWN UNDERWEAR & JUST FUCKING LOST, 
(HH & QD's mates).
                     (This is your down down song .... ).
Next, a welcome back for STUBBY.
                     (U.G.L.Y.   .......... you'r ugly).
PEBBLES had a charge for Hare SQUIZZY, for sending a 
photo of himself on a tractor, in the 'Year of the Car', & then
saying that tonight would involve a Christmas Toast, but 
didn't say whether it would be raisin bread or not.
                      (No no, bad ........ ).
Best Screw MOUNTIE welcomed the visitors as well, & then
produced the "Hope you come back" card from Gold Bus.
The Drive mags were next & then 'summet' about D&C trying 
to break into a car. She reckoned the icy-poles were crap, but 
the one little highlight was alcohol on the run, but it was 
light beer, so not a good position on the board. The limerick,
"His previous run would've been fun, but someone pinched
the Drink-stop".
                         (Shitty trail ....... ).
Sergeant SHAFTED looked around "Where are you SQUIZZY -
I can't see you - a great job even though MOUNTIE didn't 
like it".
LOIS LANE had a drink for saying that SHAFTED had never 
been to PMT, but SHAFFY said that there was no invitation.
TEFLON charged PEBBLES for driving a Peugeot to the 
'70 Years of Holden' display, then SQUIZZY for the 4 tarts 
asking "how long is it?"
                    (Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ....... ).
MOUNTIE charged BITCHFACE for her photo with the 
spray can, & then PIMP was out for the sight gag of the
look alike green man photo.
HALF A BAR charged SILIC for waiting till the bar closed
at NUMMY's party, before he walked up to have his shout.
                    (A soldier ....., to piss ....., for cunt ......).
MRS DICKHEAD charged LOIS LANE for the look alike
wedding picture on the back of the green man page, then
CHRIS CROS to MOUNTIE for noticing the "Winding back
speedo" Car Dealer on the run (in the 'year of the car').
ROWDY gave SS a drink for pointing out that the VB 
Brewery started in 1854, the same year as Eureka & the 
Southern Cross Flag - Dec 3rd, & as all Brits drink together,
you too HEAD HUNTER & JUST FUCKING LOST.
                    (These feet, these hands ........ ).
PIMP & FASCINATOR had been discussing about a block
of land to agist horses, but now PIMP is gonna' agist 
virtual horses.
                    (You're stupid ......... ).
QUICKDICK charged CHRIS CROS & JUST FUCKING LOST,
saying that there was some kind of 'Geriatric Hipster
Movement' in place, & BITCHFACE couldn't tell them apart.
                     (They're the meanest .............. ).
PUSBUCKET trotted out the gag to ROWDY about the
'Digital Rectal' producing an erection, & as all Dr's drink ....
you too QUICKDICK.
                      (Give us an A ............. ).
Last charge - for HEAD HUNTER going OS.
                       (Fuck off ya cunt ............ ).

Next week's run - 1909 - Hare PENNY FARTHING from home,
                                          ?? Eyre St., Buninyong.