"Go West young man"God said to the Geologist! "Seek
your fortune amongst fringe dwellers, flat ground, hot cars, bicycles with
motors, and not many other joggers. Order your meals before you go to be ready
for 8.15pm."
This trail probably did wash away with the intermittent heavy showers we’ve been
having. BUT FUCK BEER had his bike
handy to ride around and freshen up the markings one last time then shepherd us
on the run trail. Plunging into the
depths of the west with ease, west ease that is. Violence on Violet, muggings
in Marigold and past the Grand Master’s Store. Lucky the hare was there to cut
off the extra 4km loop he had set in case we needed a challenge. Around the
West railway station and out to Gillies. Meeting up at the
Drink Stop of Cerveza under a fairly full moon by
Lake Wendouree, at the end of the Forest, in the back of the blue wagon the ice
cubes hadn’t melted in fact they had grown bigger. We listened to the birds night calls that 2
old Coots, SS and MASTA recognised as Musk Duck mating
calls!!
Back at the cosy billiard room BILLY had passed the Baton to SHAFFY
and as meals were only a few minutes away Down Downs were abbreviated to Do
Dos.
Welcomes
Backs to the west for the southern couple that so like the East. MOUNTIE and SNAGGY PUSS BUCKET had
endured Iceland, Neverneverland, Belgieland, and Croatialand leaving NUM and
DUM to do each other as they please, then dashing back for 2 hours sleep, work,
then Hash. Would we expect less? Also CRISS CROSS returned from his worldly euro
jaunt. The only run of significance was FASCINATOR
falling asleep on ZZ.
Intermittent
HEAVY in absentia bastardised a hash
classic; Aye Aye Aye Aye si si senora My sister Belinda she pissed out the
window onto my big sombrero, CERVEZA’s luck and manhood were questioned
in rhythmic lyric. The chorus was sung enthusiastically
and ingrained into memory banks of all to resurface next bus trip? Good
roll-along run for some, through interesting neighbour hoods. (2 common words
in these parts). At least equalling GIN
ON THE ROCKS best effort. Well done!
MASTABAIT charged his travel mate who told
us of CRISSCROSS likely starring on Border Crossings, his luggage having
returned a positive swab for something akin to exprosives? SNAGS wouldn’t repeat the highly humorous but
short retort for us instead proceeding to produce some travel goodies from his
Jet Lag Bag.
Two lovely
pink lollypop fannies all the way from Amsterdam were passed to all day suckers
REAR ENTRY and BOOTROOTER (talking under water is easier than asking Do you like
that? With your tongue fully extended) It shut them up and we went for tucker
in the Bistro.
The $15
Winter Warmer menu was popular for those that don’t yet qualify for the $11 Seniors
Specials, (pre chewed in case dentures were deficient).
Next Week’s Run: BAD HAIR DAY at The Old Colonists Club in Lydiard Street Theme; ?? ROWDY will know
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