Welcome to Run #2239 Spencer Hocking from home

We started as per usual by welcoming back: Deep Heat, KFC, Rats Arse, BP, Quick Dick and Molly. Squizzy then requested to be welcomed back, but the request was denied...

Our slippery GM then brought an accounting issue to our attention... actually a few accounting issues. In summary, no one over the age of 50 can count anymore. Ms Dickhead made a 5-run error after pointing out someone else error. Half a Bar has been voted 'most likely to fuck up' Mounite fucked up in May last year and is actually only 1500!

The stand-in screw then came out and stunned us with a poem!

He then went on to tell all that the run was well set, even though it was set at midday in 40-degree conditions. So many roots were found in Vic Park. The Religious Adviser should be congratulated for the weather. It was a very Teflon run 6/6!

Next week's run: Cricket Run! Pus Bucket at the Golden Point Cricket Club Rooms.

Melbourne Australia Day Run (Sunday 26/1/25)

Team Dickhead and Co. on Tour!

Yesterday, a select team of Sovereign Hash Hashers piled into a bus and were let loose in Burwood.

Immaculate Conception started well by smashing his head into (and almost through) the sunroof of the bus.

The beers were consumed from 10.01am onwards and the party was started!!

The team arrived at Burwood and hurried into the venue, in desperate need of a wee, the Melbourne runners gathered with us to chat and drink until reverends was called.

The run was delightful, except for all those bloody hills!!! We finished the run at a lovely drink stop and sat under trees to rest.

The hare called on home and we all waddled back to the venue for food before the circle (!?) A classic BBQ with salad enough to satisfy Precious.

The circle was loud! All visiting GMs were called out and of course, my memory got fuzzy thereafter because I can't handle my drinks. At some point ,the hosting Committee was called upon and Precious went out for a drink, it wasn't until Doona was taking them away that a comment was made, how odd!

Cinderella was made fun of plenty for a range of reasons, unsurprising to us. Renob was naturally called upon to lament, as that is his soul's purpose. And the Lakeside GM asked if anyone had seen their book… oh no!!!

Overall we had a very lovely day in the sun, a massive shout out to all GMs, the hosting Hash and the venue staff.

On on

Run #2238 (20 Jan 2025)

Welcome to Run #2238 Dim Wit from Michael Unwin Wines for the Nutty Anniversary!

This special circle started with some questions for the happy couple, Nutbush Clitty Licker and Nut Cracker, a year post-marriage. Head Hunter asked things such as, “What does the other do to annoy you the most..?” “What is their worst quality..?” And neither could say a bad word about their spouse. (Or so this blog will claim)

We then welcomed some fools back, Her Vag, Doodle Nuts, Carpet Burns, Jack, Tea, Half a Bar and Michael Unwin himself!

The circle turned to their stand-in screw Shafted who said thus:
Fucking Goats... Boner was on the wrong side of the fence... The run was almost forgotten... so was Dim Wit... he slipped across the run as if he was made of Teflon!!!
(that sounds like a Teflon run to me! 6/6)

Spencer Hocking came out to thrill us all, he started off confidently wanting to charge the happy couple, but then forgot their names! It was all downhill thereafter.

Next week's run: Spencer Hocking from Home.

(((This entire post has been written three times and continues to disappear from the notes app/Blogger. I was very angry and took a week off to calm down, The blog is coming back ASAP)))