Run #2242 (17 Feb 2025)

 Welcome to Run #2242 Half a Bar from Morrisons 

Our circle started with a bit of Richy Benno talk: "Two Two Four Two". 

We then charged Cinderella as this would be their last Hash Run for a while as they are headed off to Uni, Fuck off already! 

Shafted then passed along information about Melobune Hash's upcoming 3000th run in Furn Tree Gully. (God knows we won't know how to get there!) 

Teflon our lovely GM, handed the attention over to Num Num but not before mentioning how conflicted he was, as this run was the best-set run (maybe EVER) but that's only because James set it and not Tommy!!! 

Num Num had lots to say: 

We are out in the sticks, and plenty of people got lost on the way out, we didn't stick to the path, but the trail didn't stick to tradition. 

No falls (that we know of), did anyone get attacked? NO. But we did scare some sheep away... No one attacked them we promise Bar Licker!

Hydrophobic? No water to be seen but lots of pissing on the trail. 

Dumb and Dumber was very worried about the crew of brave hashers walking back from the drink stop, not worried enough to do anything about it... 

5/6! 

We then welcomed... How odd... Shafted, Bar Licker and Furgie in addition to the virgin James!

Bent Nose stepped up bravely but admitted that Num Num stole all of his funny ideas... What a shame! 

Next Week's Run: Bad Hair Day from Ballarat East Bowling Club  

Run #2241 (10 Feb 2025)

Welcome to run #2240 - Valentine's Day run from Black Hill Pool with Big Dog (wooffff)

We started the circle by welcoming back Big Dog, Hush Puppies, Squizzy, Num Num and the Virgin Bec.


Our slippery GM, Teflon, noted that many of our senior hashers are having upcoming milestone runs.
"Oh wait, I better check again...I have good news and bad news!" He tells us...
Mountie, who has already had her cake (and eaten it too), has jumped herself ahead and will get to celebrate her 1500 runs in eight weeks' time!
Pus Bucket has been on 1017 runs for about three decades.
Sharfted signs the book with a penis rather than a number.

And,  
Bent Nose has been holding onto the extra '0' on his 1500 runs as tight as he can.


The GM then called upon Num Num to step up to the plate and screw the run. She started off by asking the congregation if it was a Teflon run, and we mumbled back '6/6?'
Lost- Yes!
Fall over - not Cindrella, but DimWit did fall in a hole... first time for everything.
Friction - in the hole with DimWit!!
Heat - in the hole with DimWit!
Any attacks - Nope, The Bill wasn't here to get the virgin Bec.
Poor Num Num tried to have a virgin drink but ended up having "8 alcohol drinks" 
6/6! 

Next Week's Run Half a Bar from Morrisons

Run #2240 (3 Feb 2025)

 Welcome to Run #2240 Pus Bucket's Cricket Run from the Golden Point Cricket Club Rooms

I'm sure we started this week's circle by welcoming back people, god knows who! Maybe it was you, dear reader... 

Immaculate Conception was asked to stand in for Num Num and screw Pus Bucket, IC was reminded of the GPCC's values before this, and I think he ignored every single value for this screw! 

Well marked, I pussied out halfway through. We went over bridges, through dirty water and through concrete. 6/6! 

Bent Nose then stepped up to say his funnies but had a tough time retaining the circle's attention as the footy boys all took their shirts off. Wowza! 

Next Week's Run: Big Dog's Valentine's Day Run, Black Hill Pool (woof woof)

Run #2239 (27 Jan 2025)

 Welcome to Run #2239 Spencer Hocking from home 

We started as per usual by welcoming back: Deep Heat, KFC, Rats Arse, BP, Quick Dick and Molly. Squizzy then requested to be welcomed back, but the request was denied... 

Our slippery GM then brought an accounting issue to our attention... actually a few accounting issues. In summary, no one over the age of 50 can count anymore. Ms Dickhead made a 5-run error after pointing out someone else error. Half a Bar has been voted 'most likely to fuck up' Mounite fucked up in May last year and is actually only 1500! 

The stand-in screw then came out and stunned us with a poem! 

He then went on to tell all that the run was well set, even though it was set at midday in 40-degree conditions. So many roots were found in Vic Park. The Religious Adviser should be congratulated for the weather. It was a very Teflon run 6/6! 

Next week's run: Cricket Run! Pus Bucket at the Golden Point Cricket Club Rooms. 

Melbourne Australia Day Run (Sunday 26/1/25)

Team Dickhead and Co. on Tour!

Yesterday, a select team of Sovereign Hash Hashers piled into a bus and were let loose in Burwood.

Immaculate Conception started well by smashing his head into (and almost through) the sunroof of the bus.

The beers were consumed from 10.01am onwards and the party was started!!

The team arrived at Burwood and hurried into the venue, in desperate need of a wee, the Melbourne runners gathered with us to chat and drink until reverends was called.

The run was delightful, except for all those bloody hills!!! We finished the run at a lovely drink stop and sat under trees to rest.

The hare called on home and we all waddled back to the venue for food before the circle (!?) A classic BBQ with salad enough to satisfy Precious.

The circle was loud! All visiting GMs were called out and of course, my memory got fuzzy thereafter because I can't handle my drinks. At some point ,the hosting Committee was called upon and Precious went out for a drink, it wasn't until Doona was taking them away that a comment was made, how odd!

Cinderella was made fun of plenty for a range of reasons, unsurprising to us. Renob was naturally called upon to lament, as that is his soul's purpose. And the Lakeside GM asked if anyone had seen their book… oh no!!!

Overall we had a very lovely day in the sun, a massive shout out to all GMs, the hosting Hash and the venue staff.

On on

Run #2238 (20 Jan 2025)

Welcome to Run #2238 Dim Wit from Michael Unwin Wines for the Nutty Anniversary!

This special circle started with some questions for the happy couple, Nutbush Clitty Licker and Nut Cracker, a year post-marriage. Head Hunter asked things such as, “What does the other do to annoy you the most..?” “What is their worst quality..?” And neither could say a bad word about their spouse. (Or so this blog will claim)

We then welcomed some fools back, Her Vag, Doodle Nuts, Carpet Burns, Jack, Tea, Half a Bar and Michael Unwin himself!

The circle turned to their stand-in screw Shafted who said thus:
Fucking Goats... Boner was on the wrong side of the fence... The run was almost forgotten... so was Dim Wit... he slipped across the run as if he was made of Teflon!!!
(that sounds like a Teflon run to me! 6/6)

Spencer Hocking came out to thrill us all, he started off confidently wanting to charge the happy couple, but then forgot their names! It was all downhill thereafter.

Next week's run: Spencer Hocking from Home.

 
(((This entire post has been written three times and continues to disappear from the notes app/Blogger. I was very angry and took a week off to calm down, The blog is coming back ASAP)))